Not as surprised as the patient was.....
 

Guardian Brings a whole new meaning to "dropping a bolleau", imho....:shocked:

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damn foreigners..comming here taking our jobs and now our testicles ..where will it end ..HARRRRRUUUMMPPHH :D

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Lets hope he stays in Jordan :erm:

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ooh has jordan got a new fella :D

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Yup - ME..... What can I say I like a challenge :)

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see you on telly then :D

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Let us hope that none of us meet some locum as poor as this one..I want to retain my rather more important appendages.Mind the way things are set up with GPs routinely using untested locums it all too likely. :(

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Reminds me of the poor chap who had penis cancer, which was operated on successfully, except his foreskin had healed a bit tight.
He went under the knife to correct it, and the German (why is it always German doctors getting it wrong?) surgeon sliced his penis off.
It took them 2 years to get a court forced appology from the hospital.
I'm sorry, a patient comes in and has his penis removed when he shouldn't have, and the hospital didn't think they should appologise????

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Where on earth do people find these "cock and ball" stories?:D

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Did the surgeon get the sack? :Yikes:

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Nope, just part of the contents....

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/me crosses legs and squirms uncomfortably in chair.

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Pffff..... We men have two, so even loosing one means we can still fire on one cylinder. ;):p:

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Once you're down to one though, you have no spares!

Also, they didn't give any details about 'Patient A'.
He could be 87 years old or even awaiting full gender reassignment?

Sure, it could have been (much) worse, but it would be nice to be able to take it for granted that some drug crazed lunatic isn't going to hack one of your nuts off when you go in for some relatively minor surgery.

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To be honest you'd think that would be a given.:)