Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies
01-03-2011, 15:35
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Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies
No, I'm not taking the p...
Here are the instructions, lads:
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...regularly "urine wash", urinating into the palm of the hand, then vigorously rubbing the urine into the feet and hindquarters.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth...00/9404757.stm
Maybe that explains the smell outside some nightclubs?
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01-03-2011, 15:37
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Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies
So how come tramps don't have the women flocking round them?
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01-03-2011, 15:39
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Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies
Will this only work if women have a brain similiar to that of a monkey?
I'd say it should work then.
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So how come tramps don't have the women flocking round them?
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Because they aint got no money.
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01-03-2011, 15:45
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Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies
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So how come tramps don't have the women flocking round them?
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Wrong technique, perhaps?
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Will this only work if women have a brain similiar to that of a monkey?
I'd say it should work then....
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Can you let us know the results of your experiment?
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01-03-2011, 15:51
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Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies
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Can you let us know the results of your experiment?
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Will do.
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01-03-2011, 16:03
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Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies
I've been adding it to the bathwater for years 
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01-03-2011, 16:23
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Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies
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What - while the missus is in it? 
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01-03-2011, 16:33
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Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies
Brings a whole new meaning to "shower attachment"....
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01-03-2011, 16:36
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Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies
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Brings a whole new meaning to "shower attachment"....
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It kind of almost gives you a golden glow. 
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01-03-2011, 16:41
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Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies
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So how come tramps don't have the women flocking round them?
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because they have feces mixed with their urine and that kinda spoils the effect +their hair needs combing
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01-03-2011, 17:31
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Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies
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01-03-2011, 17:42
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Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies
I've always wanted to be effluent in a language...
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