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TheNorm

01-03-2011 15:35

Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies

No, I'm not taking the p...

Here are the instructions, lads:

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...regularly "urine wash", urinating into the palm of the hand, then vigorously rubbing the urine into the feet and hindquarters.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth...00/9404757.stm

Maybe that explains the smell outside some nightclubs?

Derek

01-03-2011 15:37

Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies

So how come tramps don't have the women flocking round them?

Gary L

01-03-2011 15:39

Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies

Will this only work if women have a brain similiar to that of a monkey?

I'd say it should work then.

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Originally Posted by Derek (Post 35184721)

So how come tramps don't have the women flocking round them?

Because they aint got no money.

TheNorm

01-03-2011 15:45

Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies

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Originally Posted by Derek (Post 35184721)

So how come tramps don't have the women flocking round them?

Wrong technique, perhaps?

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Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 35184723)

Will this only work if women have a brain similiar to that of a monkey?

I'd say it should work then....

Can you let us know the results of your experiment?

Gary L

01-03-2011 15:51

Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies

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Originally Posted by TheNorm (Post 35184729)

Can you let us know the results of your experiment?

Will do.

papa smurf

01-03-2011 16:03

Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies

I've been adding it to the bathwater for years:)

TheNorm

01-03-2011 16:23

Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies

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Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 35184744)

I've been adding it to the bathwater for years:)

What - while the missus is in it? :erm:

Hugh	01-03-2011 16:33

Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies

Brings a whole new meaning to "shower attachment"....

Peter_

01-03-2011 16:36

Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies

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Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 35184769)

Brings a whole new meaning to "shower attachment"....

It kind of almost gives you a golden glow.https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/...2012/12/10.gif

martyh

01-03-2011 16:41

Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies

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Originally Posted by Derek (Post 35184721)

So how come tramps don't have the women flocking round them?

because they have feces mixed with their urine and that kinda spoils the effect +their hair needs combing

Maggy

01-03-2011 17:31

Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies

http://incognitas.ghotihosted.com/effluentaward.jpg

TheNorm

01-03-2011 17:42

Re: Wash yourself in urine to attract the ladies

I've always wanted to be effluent in a language...

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