Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
13-05-2010, 13:01
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Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
It's true, apparently. A man was hit by a car, and when Police checked his ID, his name was Lord Jesus Christ..
http://autos.sympatico.ca/automotive...ist-hit-by-car
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13-05-2010, 13:06
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Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
Good job there was no evidence he was jaywalking, the press would have crucified him...
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13-05-2010, 14:13
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Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
'Only in America'
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13-05-2010, 16:37
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Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
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Twenty-year-old Brittany Cantarella was charged with failing to yield to a pedestrian at a crosswalk - and was sentenced to two Hail Marys and an Our Father.
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haha!!! funniest thing i've read all day
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13-05-2010, 16:40
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Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
He wasn't walking on water was he? 
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13-05-2010, 16:56
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Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
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Originally Posted by Flyboy
He wasn't walking on water was he? |
It doesn't say he was struck by a boat does it?
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13-05-2010, 17:04
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Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
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Originally Posted by danielf
It doesn't say he was struck by a boat does it?
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13-05-2010, 17:24
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Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
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Originally Posted by Stuart C
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should have got his dad to i.d him 
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13-05-2010, 17:30
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Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
It answers the question of the second coming though...
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13-05-2010, 20:16
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Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
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It answers the question of the second coming though...
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Who created the ID card then? god?
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13-05-2010, 20:19
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Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
I would have thought lower than that, after all the story is a divine comedy
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14-05-2010, 10:43
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Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
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Who created the ID card then? god? |
Intelligent Design? 
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