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Stuart 13-05-2010 13:01

Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
 
It's true, apparently. A man was hit by a car, and when Police checked his ID, his name was Lord Jesus Christ..

http://autos.sympatico.ca/automotive...ist-hit-by-car

Lord Nikon 13-05-2010 13:06

Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
 
Good job there was no evidence he was jaywalking, the press would have crucified him...

NoKnowledge 13-05-2010 14:13

Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
 
'Only in America'

iFrankie 13-05-2010 16:37

Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
 
Quote:

Twenty-year-old Brittany Cantarella was charged with failing to yield to a pedestrian at a crosswalk - and was sentenced to two Hail Marys and an Our Father.
haha!!! funniest thing i've read all day

Flyboy 13-05-2010 16:40

Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
 
He wasn't walking on water was he? :D:D

danielf 13-05-2010 16:56

Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Flyboy (Post 35020890)
He wasn't walking on water was he? :D:D

It doesn't say he was struck by a boat does it?

Xaccers 13-05-2010 17:04

Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by danielf (Post 35020906)
It doesn't say he was struck by a boat does it?

Aquacar :D
https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/...010/05/144.jpg

papa smurf 13-05-2010 17:24

Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stuart C (Post 35020716)
It's true, apparently. A man was hit by a car, and when Police checked his ID, his name was Lord Jesus Christ..

http://autos.sympatico.ca/automotive...ist-hit-by-car

should have got his dad to i.d him :erm:

Lord Nikon 13-05-2010 17:30

Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
 
It answers the question of the second coming though...

iFrankie 13-05-2010 20:16

Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Nikon (Post 35020938)
It answers the question of the second coming though...

Who created the ID card then? god? :D

Lord Nikon 13-05-2010 20:19

Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
 
I would have thought lower than that, after all the story is a divine comedy :D

Hugh 14-05-2010 10:43

Re: Lord Jesus Christ hit by a car..
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by iFrankie (Post 35021096)
Who created the ID card then? god? :D

Intelligent Design? ;)


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