07-01-2010, 14:24
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Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
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07-01-2010, 14:26
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
I hate it when that happens 
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07-01-2010, 14:34
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
He should have used a vacuum cleaner 
many times I nearly reached the bag 
(Bottom joke cannot think what the episode is called )
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07-01-2010, 14:35
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
I know what a rod of iron feels like in the morning.
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07-01-2010, 14:52
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
LOL! What a dick
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07-01-2010, 14:55
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
MLM lives in Southampton?!
Anyway, loved this bit....
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The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning
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None was needed...
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07-01-2010, 14:58
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
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Originally Posted by Russ
MLM lives in Southampton?!
Anyway, loved this bit....
None was needed...
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Perhaps he was hanging curtains in the kitchen, naked?
Sounds plausible to me  
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07-01-2010, 15:39
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
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07-01-2010, 16:06
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! well the poor guy got his leg over anyway.
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is that you Moldova? haha!
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07-01-2010, 16:07
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
I wonder why they didn't just show him a picture of Cherie Blair. He'd soon be unaroused and the pipe would have dropped off.
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07-01-2010, 16:14
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
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He should have used a vacuum cleaner
many times I nearly reached the bag
(Bottom joke cannot think what the episode is called ) |
I think your talking about the vaccum cleaners/liposuction gag in "break"
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07-01-2010, 16:14
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
Judging by the fan in some of them, he'd never nearly reach the bag again...
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Originally Posted by Julian
I wonder why they didn't just show him a picture of Cherie Blair. He'd soon be unaroused and the pipe would have dropped off. |
http://www.freakingnews.com/Cherie-B...ures-13536.asp
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07-01-2010, 17:06
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
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Originally Posted by danielf
I hate it when that happens |
Best thing to do is don't panic. breathe slowly and smoke a cigarette or two as that can help a bit. try anything. just do not call an ambulance
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07-01-2010, 17:13
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
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Originally Posted by Gary L
Best thing to do is don't panic. breathe slowly and smoke a cigarette or two as that can help a bit. try anything. just do not call an ambulance |
voice of experience lol
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07-01-2010, 17:14
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Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
The fact he managed to stay 'aroused' for 30 minutes is impressive 
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