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Julian 07-01-2010 14:24

Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
 
Willy stuck in pipe :shocked::shocked:

Bring on the puns..... :D

danielf 07-01-2010 14:26

Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
 
I hate it when that happens :D

Hom3r 07-01-2010 14:34

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He should have used a vacuum cleaner:erm:

many times I nearly reached the bag :shocked:

(Bottom joke cannot think what the episode is called:D)

Jimmy-J 07-01-2010 14:35

Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
 
I know what a rod of iron feels like in the morning. :D

alferret 07-01-2010 14:52

Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
 
LOL! What a dick :shocked:

Russ 07-01-2010 14:55

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MLM lives in Southampton?!

Anyway, loved this bit....

Quote:

The anxious man, aged about 40, gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning
None was needed...

danielf 07-01-2010 14:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Russ (Post 34940708)
MLM lives in Southampton?!

Anyway, loved this bit....



None was needed...

Perhaps he was hanging curtains in the kitchen, naked?

Sounds plausible to me :shrug: :)

Peter_ 07-01-2010 15:39

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iFrankie 07-01-2010 16:06

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! well the poor guy got his leg over anyway.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Moldova (Post 34940735)

is that you Moldova? haha! :D

Julian 07-01-2010 16:07

Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
 
I wonder why they didn't just show him a picture of Cherie Blair. He'd soon be unaroused and the pipe would have dropped off. :)

Hiroki 07-01-2010 16:14

Re: Old Fella Stuck In Pipe
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hom3r (Post 34940694)
He should have used a vacuum cleaner:erm:

many times I nearly reached the bag :shocked:

(Bottom joke cannot think what the episode is called:D)

I think your talking about the vaccum cleaners/liposuction gag in "break" :D

TheDaddy 07-01-2010 16:14

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hom3r http://www.cableforum.co.uk/board/im...s/viewpost.gif
He should have used a vacuum cleaner:erm:

many times I nearly reached the bag :shocked:

(Bottom joke cannot think what the episode is called:D)
Judging by the fan in some of them, he'd never nearly reach the bag again...



Quote:

Originally Posted by Julian (Post 34940754)
I wonder why they didn't just show him a picture of Cherie Blair. He'd soon be unaroused and the pipe would have dropped off. :)

:Yes:

http://www.freakingnews.com/Cherie-B...ures-13536.asp

:sick:

Gary L 07-01-2010 17:06

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Quote:

Originally Posted by danielf (Post 34940692)
I hate it when that happens :D

Best thing to do is don't panic. breathe slowly and smoke a cigarette or two as that can help a bit. try anything. just do not call an ambulance :D

zing_deleted 07-01-2010 17:13

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 34940790)
Best thing to do is don't panic. breathe slowly and smoke a cigarette or two as that can help a bit. try anything. just do not call an ambulance :D

voice of experience lol

Bob 07-01-2010 17:14

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The fact he managed to stay 'aroused' for 30 minutes is impressive ;)


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