Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
20-06-2007, 14:16
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Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
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20-06-2007, 14:29
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Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
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Using the key was evidently not an option, since the key hole had inexplicably been sealed with superglue.
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20-06-2007, 14:32
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Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
Would you like to be known as "a friend of the man" 
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20-06-2007, 14:33
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Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
lol.
Ow.
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20-06-2007, 14:42
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Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
Lmao, he must of been in a lot of pain, but not as much as this person.
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Farmer 'breaks' penis
A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.
Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.
He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.
Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.
"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."
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20-06-2007, 14:45
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Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
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Lmao, he must of been in a lot of pain, but not as much as this person.
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That must be terrible. Losing your brain like that.
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20-06-2007, 14:45
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Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
 Keep away from strong magnets
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20-06-2007, 18:39
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Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
LOL
Now that must have been painful !
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20-06-2007, 18:58
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Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
I don't know it its an urban myth, but I was told many years ago about a policeman attending an incident reported by neighbours in South Wales.
The policeman forced entry to the premises and found a woman tied to the bed and a man on the floor with both legs broken after jumping off the wardrobe.
The source was not the person I would of suspected of telling tall tales, but I have never found out if it was genuine or not.
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20-06-2007, 19:26
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Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
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A woman scorned at the bottom of this I reckon... 
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20-06-2007, 19:53
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Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
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Haspa la vista baby... 
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20-06-2007, 20:03
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Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
I've heard of the expression "lock up your daughters" but never "lock up your manhood"
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20-06-2007, 21:23
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Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
you'd think someone in their 50's would have more sense, and made sure the key worked... 
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20-06-2007, 21:38
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Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock
Weight training?
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