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Stuart

20-06-2007 14:16

Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock

Men, be prepared to wince as you read this..

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/20/padlock_ordeal/

danielf

20-06-2007 14:29

Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock

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Using the key was evidently not an option, since the key hole had inexplicably been sealed with superglue.

:rofl:

Xaccers

20-06-2007 14:32

Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock

Would you like to be known as "a friend of the man" :D

skyblueheroes

20-06-2007 14:33

Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock

lol.

Ow.

cimt	20-06-2007 14:42

Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock

Lmao, he must of been in a lot of pain, but not as much as this person.

Quote:

Farmer 'breaks' penis

A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."

danielf

20-06-2007 14:45

Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock

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Originally Posted by cimt (Post 34332305)

Lmao, he must of been in a lot of pain, but not as much as this person.

That must be terrible. Losing your brain like that.

Uncle Peter

20-06-2007 14:45

Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock

:Yikes: Keep away from strong magnets

Halcyon

20-06-2007 18:39

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LOL

Now that must have been painful !

Escapee

20-06-2007 18:58

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I don't know it its an urban myth, but I was told many years ago about a policeman attending an incident reported by neighbours in South Wales.

The policeman forced entry to the premises and found a woman tied to the bed and a man on the floor with both legs broken after jumping off the wardrobe.

The source was not the person I would of suspected of telling tall tales, but I have never found out if it was genuine or not.

Maggy

20-06-2007 19:26

Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock

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Originally Posted by Stuart C (Post 34332278)

Men, be prepared to wince as you read this..

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/20/padlock_ordeal/

A woman scorned at the bottom of this I reckon...;)

Cobbydaler

20-06-2007 19:53

Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock

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Originally Posted by Stuart C (Post 34332278)

Men, be prepared to wince as you read this..

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/20/padlock_ordeal/

Haspa la vista baby... :erm:

multiskilled

20-06-2007 20:03

Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock

I've heard of the expression "lock up your daughters" but never "lock up your manhood" :D

lowhydrogen

20-06-2007 21:23

Re: Man traps (ahem) himself in padlock

you'd think someone in their 50's would have more sense, and made sure the key worked... :rolleyes:

Wicked_and_Crazy

20-06-2007 21:38

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Weight training?

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