Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
11-08-2009, 03:14
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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...,3679452.story
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Clifton Williams arrived at the Will County Courthouse in Joliet and sat in the fourth-floor courtroom where his cousin was pleading guilty to a felony drug charge. [more]
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Stupidist thing ever 
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11-08-2009, 07:53
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Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
So petty a reaction that it brings a court into ridicule. 
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11-08-2009, 08:49
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Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
He broke the 11th commandment - "don't extract the urine".
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11-08-2009, 09:28
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Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
Try yawning when using CableForum... I did so about a year ago and got sentenced to hard labour as a CF mod, still no sign of my sentence coming to an end...in fact I think it's for life!!!!
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12-08-2009, 04:47
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Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
I'm surprised we haven't heard from the usual suspects saying "we could do with a judge like this over here" 
Oh well its still early in the thread I suppose.
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12-08-2009, 16:40
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Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
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I'm surprised we haven't heard from the usual suspects saying "we could do with a judge like this over here"
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Pffff.... Who needs judges and jails. Just execute all the mongs (as they do in China) and save us decent, tax-payers a fortune on keeping scrubs banged-up for years on end. :P
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12-08-2009, 17:50
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Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
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Pffff.... Who needs judges and jails. Just execute all the mongs (as they do in China) and save us decent, tax-payers a fortune on keeping scrubs banged-up for years on end. :P |
Before or after the trial?
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12-08-2009, 18:45
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Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
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Probably instead of. 
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12-08-2009, 20:37
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Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
Perhaps they should apply this sort of 'incentive' in the House of Lords - some of the old duffers thereabouts seem to be asleep most of the time...
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12-08-2009, 20:44
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Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
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Perhaps they should apply this sort of 'incentive' in the House of Lords - some of the old duffers thereabouts seem to be asleep most of the time...
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If we applied this to the House of Lords I doubt we'd have that many of the old duffers left to take their seats after a week!!
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16-08-2009, 12:29
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Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
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Try yawning when using CableForum... I did so about a year ago and got sentenced to hard labour as a CF mod, still no sign of my sentence coming to an end...in fact I think it's for life!!!!
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Try resigning.
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16-08-2009, 12:42
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Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
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Sorry but your too late, the Stockholm syndrome kicked in months ago!!! 
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17-08-2009, 02:48
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Originally Posted by Kymmy
Try yawning when using CableForum... I did so about a year ago and got sentenced to hard labour as a CF mod, still no sign of my sentence coming to an end...in fact I think it's for life!!!!
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