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Dude111 11-08-2009 03:14

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...,3679452.story

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Clifton Williams arrived at the Will County Courthouse in Joliet and sat in the fourth-floor courtroom where his cousin was pleading guilty to a felony drug charge. [more]
Stupidist thing ever :(

Maggy 11-08-2009 07:53

Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
 
So petty a reaction that it brings a court into ridicule.:rolleyes:

Hugh 11-08-2009 08:49

Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
 
He broke the 11th commandment - "don't extract the urine".

Kymmy 11-08-2009 09:28

Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
 
Try yawning when using CableForum... I did so about a year ago and got sentenced to hard labour as a CF mod, still no sign of my sentence coming to an end...in fact I think it's for life!!!!

;)

frogstamper 12-08-2009 04:47

Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
 
I'm surprised we haven't heard from the usual suspects saying "we could do with a judge like this over here":)
Oh well its still early in the thread I suppose.

Earl of Bronze 12-08-2009 16:40

Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
 
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Originally Posted by frogstamper (Post 34852279)
I'm surprised we haven't heard from the usual suspects saying "we could do with a judge like this over here":)
Oh well its still early in the thread I suppose.

Pffff.... Who needs judges and jails. Just execute all the mongs (as they do in China) and save us decent, tax-payers a fortune on keeping scrubs banged-up for years on end. :P ;)

Hugh 12-08-2009 17:50

Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
 
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Originally Posted by Earl of Bronze (Post 34852544)
Pffff.... Who needs judges and jails. Just execute all the mongs (as they do in China) and save us decent, tax-payers a fortune on keeping scrubs banged-up for years on end. :P ;)

Before or after the trial? ;)

SMG 12-08-2009 18:45

Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
 
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Originally Posted by foreverwar (Post 34852593)
Before or after the trial? ;)


Probably instead of.:erm:

Osem 12-08-2009 20:37

Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
 
Perhaps they should apply this sort of 'incentive' in the House of Lords - some of the old duffers thereabouts seem to be asleep most of the time...

frogstamper 12-08-2009 20:44

Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Osem (Post 34852736)
Perhaps they should apply this sort of 'incentive' in the House of Lords - some of the old duffers thereabouts seem to be asleep most of the time...

If we applied this to the House of Lords I doubt we'd have that many of the old duffers left to take their seats after a week!!:)

Gary L 16-08-2009 12:29

Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kymmy (Post 34851682)
Try yawning when using CableForum... I did so about a year ago and got sentenced to hard labour as a CF mod, still no sign of my sentence coming to an end...in fact I think it's for life!!!!

Try resigning.

Kymmy 16-08-2009 12:42

Re: Judge sentences man to 6 months for yawning
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gary L (Post 34855222)
Try resigning.

Sorry but your too late, the Stockholm syndrome kicked in months ago!!! :p: ;)

Dude111 17-08-2009 02:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kymmy
Try yawning when using CableForum... I did so about a year ago and got sentenced to hard labour as a CF mod, still no sign of my sentence coming to an end...in fact I think it's for life!!!!

You should be happy,you have an awesome spot here @ CF :)


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