Girth Control Chocolate
No, the title isn't a typo. I saw this in Sainsbury's and it made me laugh so much I bought a bar.
For control of those unexpected urges.
DIRECTIONS: Simply break off the desired dosage and consume. You should quickly be overcome by stress-relieving endorphins and no longer concerned about 'those' thoughts.
WARNING: If you experience a hot flush, do not loosen clothing under any circumstances, as this may aggravate your condition.
IMPORTANT: THIS PACKET IS PROTECTED BY A TAMPER-EVIDENT PAPER WRAP. IF SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN SUSPECT EVERYONE.
GIRTH CONTROL CHOCOLATE IS HABIT FORMING.
FOR BEST RESULTS CONSUME FREQUENTLY.
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