Cable Forum - Girth Control Chocolate

No, the title isn't a typo. I saw this in Sainsbury's and it made me laugh so much I bought a bar.

For control of those unexpected urges.

DIRECTIONS: Simply break off the desired dosage and consume. You should quickly be overcome by stress-relieving endorphins and no longer concerned about 'those' thoughts.

WARNING: If you experience a hot flush, do not loosen clothing under any circumstances, as this may aggravate your condition.

IMPORTANT: THIS PACKET IS PROTECTED BY A TAMPER-EVIDENT PAPER WRAP. IF SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN SUSPECT EVERYONE.
GIRTH CONTROL CHOCOLATE IS HABIT FORMING.

FOR BEST RESULTS CONSUME FREQUENTLY.

:D

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