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Originally Posted by Salu
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There was a young lady called Perkins
Who was very fond of small gherkins
One day, at tea, she ate forty three
And pickled her internal workings....
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Can you do any better?
Here is the first line, see what you can do...
The judge looked and and gave a frown....... |
The judge looked down and gave a frown
to see the ushers wearing gowns
He gave one a slap
and got one back
And now they've been sent down