[TheDaddy]

Originally Posted by Ramrod

Stroke victims

Three elderly ladies named Patsy, Betty, and Nellie were sitting on a park
bench having a quiet conversation, when a flasher approached from across
the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and
opened his trench coat.

Nellie immediately had a stroke. Then Betty also had a stroke.

But Patsy being older and more feeble couldn't reach that far.

That has to be the oldest joke I've seen on here for ages, perhaps we should set a poll up to find the worst/ oldest

Here is my entry

Three Doctors are arguing about which types of patients they prefer:


Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.''


Doctor Spock says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.''


Doctor McCoy says, ''I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.''