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zing_deleted

12-03-2008 19:59

Donate sperm get concert tickets

http://www.spermfortickets.com/index.html

dunno if this is for real but ive applied Download festival and Creamfields are available allegedly may be worth a pull :D

sollp

12-03-2008 20:02

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Thought it was, donate sperm, get call from CSA!!

Vlad_Dracul

12-03-2008 20:24

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Are not world populations high enough without encouraging more births...?

kryogenik

12-03-2008 21:05

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Originally Posted by zinglebarb (Post 34505647)

http://www.spermfortickets.com/index.html

dunno if this is for real but ive applied Download festival and Creamfields are available allegedly may be worth a pull :D

Probably be full of Mod edit (Gavin):removed mate...

;)

(apols for the deliberate asterisks ;) )

WHISTLED

12-03-2008 21:10

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Sheesh if I wanted a sperm donor I wouldnt go looking at the soap dodgers that go to festivals.

kryogenik

12-03-2008 21:15

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Originally Posted by WHISTLED (Post 34505710)

Sheesh if I wanted a sperm donor I wouldnt go looking at the soap dodgers that go to festivals.

lol. We're not all soap dodgers mate!

zing_deleted

12-03-2008 21:20

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Originally Posted by WHISTLED (Post 34505710)

Sheesh if I wanted a sperm donor I wouldnt go looking at the soap dodgers that go to festivals.

you are a very judgemental person aren't you

WHISTLED

12-03-2008 21:29

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you are a very judgemental person aren't you

Yes

zing_deleted

12-03-2008 21:40

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Not an endearing quality but I can tell by your character you don't care to much about that anyway

Osem	12-03-2008 21:45

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I think that given the changes in the laws governining donor anonymity this thread should be renamed "Donate Sperm & Get a Whole Load of Grief in 18 Years Time".

soup dragon

12-03-2008 21:51

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i have been snipped!! do you think they would notice??

Graham M

12-03-2008 22:03

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Originally Posted by soup dragon (Post 34505748)

i have been snipped!! do you think they would notice??

Did they wifey force your hand on that decision? :p: ... or did she do it herself?!

kryogenik

12-03-2008 22:18

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Originally Posted by kryogenik (Post 34505706)

Mod edit (Gavin):removed

Sorry 'bout that.
It wouldn't have worked any other way, but hey - fair dues.

:blush:

Wicked_and_Crazy

12-03-2008 22:19

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Originally Posted by zinglebarb (Post 34505647)

http://www.spermfortickets.com/index.html

dunno if this is for real but ive applied Download festival and Creamfields are available allegedly may be worth a pull :D

:D:D ha ha Creamfields :D:D

LSainsbury

12-03-2008 22:25

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Funny this - a radio presenter was talking about sperm donors this morning - aparently you have to be over 5'9" tall to be a sperm doner...no idea why!!

Wicked_and_Crazy

12-03-2008 22:29

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Originally Posted by LSainsbury (Post 34505765)

Funny this - a radio presenter was talking about sperm donors this morning - aparently you have to be over 5'9" tall to be a sperm doner...no idea why!!

must admit i've never seen a sperm doner, is this the new "after a night out" food??

perhaps the donation procedure needs you to be able to reach a glory hole and hence the height requirement.

The Hitman

12-03-2008 22:33

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Originally Posted by zinglebarb (Post 34505647)

http://www.spermfortickets.com/index.html

dunno if this is for real but ive applied Download festival and Creamfields are available allegedly may be worth a pull :D

Yer pulling my plod arn't you.;)

alferret

12-03-2008 22:34

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Originally Posted by sollp (Post 34505651)

Donate sperm, get call from CSA!!

I did and I got the call :td:

Wicked_and_Crazy

12-03-2008 22:51

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Originally Posted by The Hitman (Post 34505768)

Yer pulling my plod arn't you.;)

i think your supposed to do that ;)

LSainsbury

12-03-2008 22:53

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Originally Posted by Wicked_and_Crazy (Post 34505766)

must admit i've never seen a sperm doner, is this the new "after a night out" food??

:angel:

OK - I made a typo! :p:

Wicked_and_Crazy

12-03-2008 22:54

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Originally Posted by LSainsbury (Post 34505783)

:angel:

OK - I made a typo! :p:

you never know whats in those doners so you may well have been right ;)

WHISTLED

12-03-2008 23:06

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but I can tell by your character you don't care to much about that anyway

I would point out you have no idea of my character and congratulate you on being correct in your assumption.

Quite correct I have no interest in your view though..

kryogenik

12-03-2008 23:15

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Let's not fall out. It's only a laugh.
I got the yellow card warning in this thread. Let's make it just the one.
:)

Maggy

13-03-2008 01:10

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So how the Perverted Simian missed this thread?It's so up his errrrr alley/passage/cul de sac.........;)

Anyway can anyone point me to a donate ova for concert tickets link?:erm:

greencreeper

13-03-2008 02:37

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Being gay, I naturally am disease ridden, so donating anything is out of the question. This does not trouble me.

Druchii

13-03-2008 02:55

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Originally Posted by greencreeper (Post 34505934)

Being gay, I naturally am disease ridden, so donating anything is out of the question. This does not trouble me.

:LOL:

Don't be so hard on yourself... Oooh errr...

Vlad_Dracul

13-03-2008 09:16

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Originally Posted by LSainsbury (Post 34505765)

Funny this - a radio presenter was talking about sperm donors this morning - aparently you have to be over 5'9" tall to be a sperm doner...no idea why!!

So that you can reach the top shelf in the garage/newsagents?

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Originally Posted by zinglebarb (Post 34505647)

http://www.spermfortickets.com/index.html

dunno if this is for real but ive applied Download festival and Creamfields are available allegedly may be worth a pull :D

It would be interesting to hear the views of wives and girlfriends with regard to their male partners' squirting for free tickets.

Is this not a debasement of the whole reproductive process..simply turning it into a transaction?

At least donors who previously donated to the official clinics probably did it for the right reasons rather than for a couple of crummy creamfield tickets.

Its a good thing that any such child conceived does not get to learn of their origins.

We have indeed come a long way in a short time...from a child wanted and loved being born into a traditional married family to one being produced as a result of a quick tug into a pot in order to go and get lashed at Creamfields with no further thought as to the child soon to be born.

TheNorm

13-03-2008 09:46

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Originally Posted by Vlad_Dracul (Post 34505962)

...We have indeed come a long way in a short time...from a child wanted and loved being born into a traditional married family to one being produced as a result of a quick tug into a pot in order to go and get lashed at Creamfields with no further thought as to the child soon to be born.

What makes you think a child conceived by artificial insemination will be unloved and not born into a traditional married family?

Mr_love_monkey

13-03-2008 09:51

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Originally Posted by Vlad_Dracul (Post 34505962)

At least donors who previously donated to the official clinics probably did it for the right reasons rather than for a couple of crummy creamfield tickets.

What - money? - I doubt very many people donated sperm out of the goodness of their heart - a cash deposit (so to speak) helped them make their minds up

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Originally Posted by Incognitas (Post 34505906)

So how the Perverted Simian missed this thread?It's so up his errrrr alley/passage/cul de sac.........;)

I was busy looking for porn. I can only manage one thing at a time :)

kryogenik

13-03-2008 10:19

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Originally Posted by Vlad_Dracul (Post 34505962)

We have indeed come a long way in a short time...from a child wanted and loved being born into a traditional married family to one being produced as a result of a quick tug into a pot in order to go and get lashed at Creamfields with no further thought as to the child soon to be born.

What a jolly old soul!

Sadly, not everyone is fortunate enough to be in a position where they don't need to look for alternatives.
People with no partners. People who aren't fertile. Even people who don't wish to have partners. I'm sure there are many more reasons too.

It's really, really not as black and white as you say, and artificial insemination (for whatever reason and however gained!) certainly isn't the sordid, selfish event you seem to think it is.
Just because there's this mad gimmicky way, doesn't mean the end result is anything less. In any case, what makes you think ANY sperm donor cares more for the 'child soon to be born'.
Sorry, but you've not made a lot of sense to me there.

handyman

13-03-2008 11:36

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Think this could be good, I think so long as there was no comebacks (bad choice of word perhaps) I would have a go.

dilli-theclaw

13-03-2008 11:39

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I wonder if they want dodgy diabetic stuff :)

superbiatch

13-03-2008 11:57

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Originally Posted by Vlad_Dracul (Post 34505962)

It would be interesting to hear the views of wives and girlfriends with regard to their male partners' squirting for free tickets.

I was just about to apply on his behalf as I'm sure he wouldn't mind doing it for free, he's quite accommodating (he needn't know about the tickets :D) I'm after a V ticket and they're all sold out!

Shame though, they don't require anymore applicants atm :erm:

TheNorm

13-03-2008 12:53

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Originally Posted by superbiatch (Post 34506040)

...Shame though, they don't require anymore applicants atm :erm:

First come, first served.

superbiatch

13-03-2008 14:12

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Originally Posted by TheNorm (Post 34506064)

First come, first served.

LOL, I'm sure there was lots of competition :p:

Xaccers

13-03-2008 14:23

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Originally Posted by TheNorm (Post 34506064)

First come, first served.

I always thought it was the other way round...

budwieser

17-03-2008 21:26

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Pull the other one! :D
You could get the Army involved and call it a`Tug of War`.:angel::D

TheNorm

17-03-2008 21:44

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Two Londoners tried to get tickets but failed.

One missed the tube, the other came on the bus.

budwieser

18-03-2008 19:54

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Originally Posted by TheNorm (Post 34509016)

Two Londoners tried to get tickets but failed.

One missed the tube, the other came on the bus.

Lol. :rofl:

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