Japanese develop 'female' android
 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4714135.stm


Now wipe that look off your face... :)

Re: Japanese develop 'female' android
 

Is it crap with directions? Will it refuse to enter a room if there's a 5mm spider in the corner? Will it accuse you of being in a mood if you watch the footy in silence? Does it accuse you of fancying "that tart of a barmaid" in the pub?

If the answer to any of these is 'no' then it should be back to the drawing board for the manufacturers :D

Re: Japanese develop 'female' android
 

What exactly is that bloke in the black shirt doing with his left hand? :erm:

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/07/5.jpg

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:dig: Have a spade ;)
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Playing with the remote?

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I'm a bit concerned with the shape her right hand is in :erm:

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Can I have one which looks like Jessica Alba in every detail.

For purely professional reasons ;)

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Whats the pic for?

That cant be the female robot, coz if it is I want one too :)

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I'm more concerned about the fact her hands appear to have been dug up from the local graveyard :disturbd:

If she's got a human brain, I'm outta here :Sprint:

Re: Japanese develop 'female' android
 

It's the pic the BBC is using on its website. So join the queue :D

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....and the gloves
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Actually he could be the original male prototype?

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Do we get a caption competition now, for "what is the guy thinking" ??

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i wonder if them aa batteries are rechargable



https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/07/5.jpg

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"Needs to be a bit tighter in a few areas and perhaps some WD40 to lubricate necessary parameters ;)"

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"Where the hell do I plug in?"

:naughty:

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I am sure they would provide cleaning equipment after you finished with it Rob_C

:LOL:

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Does it sulk and when you ask, "whats wrong ?" does it say "NOTHING" and storm off without getting a service !! :angel: :luv:

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20 million Yeun, 3 years work, Half my brain and she still turned me down

https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/07/5.jpg

And the no so clean...

powered by compressed air eh? I bet she'd give a good B... :Yikes: erm* be good at blowing up balloons :D

Scarlett.

*if you want me to PM you the rest then your not old enough to know!

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Finally a woman who will shut up when told too:D

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PMSL!!!!!!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :naughty: :naughty:

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I like how the immediate use of robotic woman is being professionaly used.

I mean think of the possiblites if it was ermmm....doing a blowing good job on...erm i mean for you, and it crashed, imagine trying to hit ctrl+alt+del in that position :erm:

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Nice... i'll have two ;)

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https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2005/07/5.jpg


I think i used to be Married to her!:Yikes: :Yikes: :Yikes: :disturbd: :disturbd: :D

Re: Japanese develop 'female' android
 

she is all wrong wrong wrong if a guy had built her she would be 3ft tall with a flat head to put your pint on :naughty:

edit on advice> with extending legs so she can still reach the sink :D

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:rofl:

You forgot the DD breasts :)

Re: Japanese develop 'female' android
 

and the mute button.

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Incognitas: Do you have an award for "Most predictable comment of the day"...?! :D

Re: Japanese develop 'female' android
 

Let me see..Mind in Gutter Award,Extremely Bad Taste Award,Worst Joke of the Day,The Effluent Award,Red Rag Award,I'm a Sexist Bleep Award.

No I don't.Perhaps it's just as well that I don't or I'd be awarding it several times a week. ;)

Re: Japanese develop 'female' android
 

And I bet when you started this thread you thought there would be a nice discussion on the amazing technology involved in creating the android. Or perhaps you've been around for so long, you just knew it would go the wrong way?

Re: Japanese develop 'female' android
 

Of course! ;) You only have to take a look at the laser thread to see at what level the communal mind of CF actually resides. ;)

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/Nug meanders off to the laser thread to see what's happening

:D

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It, sorry - "she" could be used for all sorts of things.

Theatre ticket booths salesperson, macdonalds drive through teller, sex toy for rich geeks etc.

Now that they have one looking real, can it actually walk talk & think/solve things like a real person? That will be the real trouble.

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Meaning https://www.cableforum.co.uk/images/local/2007/02/5.gif



It does look very life like

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With optional accessory.

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what we are talking multi function and one for each

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I think that your android is going to have a headache pretty damn quick... :rolleyes:

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Nah, she'll just leave him for a VCR... :D

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No the PMT will jamn on, then they will nuke the world, and build female terminators and whipe out the male race from the planet.

This is a invention from womankind, they are on a bid to remove man from the Earth :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

Re: Japanese develop 'female' android
 

And saying things like that will make sure that *you* are the first against the wall when the revolution comes! :sniper: :D

Re: Japanese develop 'female' android
 

Well it certainly must have cost a lot to develop.
Looks interesting and could replace humans one day in many situations.