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papa smurf 13-11-2019 16:03

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So what's your solution to increasingly jammed roads and poor air quality?

Nationalise the air,and issue everyone with a trabant comrade carrot muncher.

Mr K 13-11-2019 16:15

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Originally Posted by Mick (Post 36017007)
I don't know, shall we go ask them in China? :rolleyes:

Could do Mick but our car ownership per head is over double that of China's...

The amount of cars some households have is getting silly, some paving over their front gardens to cram more in. Success governments have failed to deal with it hence the mess we find ourselves in. Poor air quality in cities, and going nowhere slowly.

Pierre 13-11-2019 18:16

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Originally Posted by Mr K (Post 36017006)
So what's your solution to increasingly jammed roads and poor air quality?

An integrated Transport Policy - you know - the one that John Prescott was supposed to deliver and all he could come up with was a bus lane.

heero_yuy 13-11-2019 18:29

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Cars to be kept for party apparatchiks. The rest of you proles will be on public transport that will be permanently paralysed by strikes.

Hugh 13-11-2019 18:43

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Originally Posted by heero_yuy (Post 36017018)
Cars to be kept for party apparatchiks. The rest of you proles will be on public transport that will be permanently paralysed by strikes.

You forgot to mention the re-education camps, rationing, and black helicopters...

Mick 13-11-2019 18:47

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Talking of education, I decided to educate my nephews, on what life would be like under comrade Corbyn. Gave them a tenner for cleaning my car, then took 6 quid back off them and gave it to the kids next door for doing Sweet FA!

heero_yuy 13-11-2019 18:47

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Quote from Hugh:You forgot to mention the re-education camps, rationing, and black helicopters...
I didn't want to depress you too much. :D

Hugh 13-11-2019 20:15

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Originally Posted by Mick (Post 36017020)
Talking of education, I decided to educate my nephews, on what life would be like under comrade Corbyn. Gave them a tenner for cleaning my car, then took 6 quid back off them and gave it to the kids next door for doing Sweet FA!

Now do life under Boris - promise them a tenner for cleaning your car, then tell the current situation means they can't have it yet because you can't get agreement from everyone else in the house, but you will give it to them on the 15th January, or maybe the 12th March, or the 31st of October, or the 31st of January, and if you can't do it then, blame everyone else... ;)

GrimUpNorth 13-11-2019 20:25

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Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36017022)
Now do life under Boris - promise them a tenner for cleaning your car, then tell the current situation means they can't have it yet because you can't get agreement from everyone else in the house, but you will give it to them on the 15th January, or maybe the 12th March, or the 31st of October, or the 31st of January, and if you can't do it then, blame everyone else... ;)

And because of austerity, they're actually only getting £1 and that'll be the rate for the next 5 years until it's cut to 75p and there's no money for a sponge or bucket so they better get licking.

Mick 13-11-2019 20:29

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Originally Posted by Hugh (Post 36017022)
Now do life under Boris - promise them a tenner for cleaning your car, then tell the current situation means they can't have it yet because you can't get agreement from everyone else in the house, but you will give it to them on the 15th January, or maybe the 12th March, or the 31st of October, or the 31st of January, and if you can't do it then, blame everyone else... ;)

You're not very good at analogies are you - that was poor attempt if I ever saw it. Boris is not to blame for any predicament we're in now. I blame that on the Remain Maniacs in the previous Parliament! :dozey:

But no thanks, I only needed to clean the car once. The kids were paid the full tenner, I am not a socialist and never will be.

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Originally Posted by GrimUpNorth (Post 36017023)
And because of austerity, they're actually only getting £1 and that'll be the rate for the next 5 years until it's cut to 75p and there's no money for a sponge or bucket so they better get licking.

And we're only in Austerity because the prior Labour Government spent like crazy, meaning there was no money left. (Admission by Labour itself on leaving office 2010). And we'd be there again if that terrorist loving cretin got in No. 10. :rolleyes:

papa smurf 13-11-2019 20:36

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Originally Posted by Mick (Post 36017024)
You're not very good at analogies are you - that was poor attempt if I ever saw it. Boris is not to blame for any predicament we're in now. I blame that on the Remain Maniacs in the previous Parliament! :dozey:

But no thanks, I only needed to clean the car once. The kids were paid the full tenner, I am not a socialist and never will be.

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And we're only in Austerity because the prior Labour Government spent like crazy, meaning there was no money left. (Admission by Labour itself on leaving office 2010). And we'd be there again if that terrorist loving cretin got in No. 10. :rolleyes:

That terrorist loving cretin is not so popular in Glasgow.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/12...kler-video-IRA

Mick 13-11-2019 20:44

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Originally Posted by papa smurf (Post 36017026)
That terrorist loving cretin is not so popular in Glasgow.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/12...kler-video-IRA

Can we just say he is not popular at all, except by his little fan base who think he will create the land of milk and honey for lazy good for nothings, who can work but refuse to do so?

I believe he has also said to today the terrorist leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, should have been arrested before he died, forgetting of course that this monster was wearing a Suicide vest that he self triggered. :rolleyes:

Chris 13-11-2019 23:22

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Week 1 discussion is now complete ... head on over to Week 2 and vote again in the new poll:

https://www.cableforum.uk/board/show...php?t=33708370



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