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Old 16-09-2005, 21:18   #241
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Old 17-09-2005, 00:30   #242
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Old 17-09-2005, 13:39   #243
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I wonder what would happen if e.t and mr T had a baby you know I think it would sound a little something like this I pitty the fool who doesn’t phone home.
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Old 17-09-2005, 14:35   #244
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Whats the difference between a rabbit running a race and a rabbit telling jokes?...............

One's a fit bunny the others a bit funny!


Why does a rabbit have a shiny nose?...............

Because the powder puff is at the other end!


Why are rabbits good at maths?.......

Because they multiply very quickly!
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Whats the difference between a rabbit running a race and a rabbit telling jokes?...............

One's a fit bunny the others a bit funny!


Why does a rabbit have a shiny nose?...............

Because the powder puff is at the other end!


Why are rabbits good at maths?.......

Because they multiply very quickly!
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How do you confuse a idiot?


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How do you confuse a idiot?


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I don't think I should say anything, but I don't get it
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Old 17-09-2005, 19:46   #248
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I don't think I should say anything, but I don't get it
Thats the point unfortunately


What did the skunk say when the wind changed?...................




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So that means she confused you..............?
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So that means she confused you..............?
That she should be a HE
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That she should be a HE
Are you sure? The Terry Pratchett character with that name is female

edit--take a look at her profile pic
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Are you sure? The Terry Pratchett character with that name is female

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OK, time to divert attention, so I'll post another bad joke:

A young monk arrives at the monastery and is assigned to helping other monks in copying old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscripts. The new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would not be picked up. In fact the error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk says, †We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.â₠¬Ã‚

So, he goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasnâ₠¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the abbot.

The young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He finds him banging his head against the wall and wailing, †We forgot the R, we forgot the R.â₠¬Ãƒâ€šÃ‚ His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, †œWhat is wrong father?ââ‚à ‚¬Ã‚

With a choking voice the old abbot replies,ââ‚ ‚¬Ã‚The word was †˜celebrateâ ۉâ₠žÂ¢.âââ₠¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚
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No..... david.elwes (a he) confused Rob C (a mod).....

I had nothing to do with the "seven" joke!
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No..... david.elwes (a he) confused Rob C (a mod).....

I had nothing to do with the "seven" joke!
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