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Old 06-01-2021, 11:43   #1816
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Old 09-01-2021, 11:16   #1817
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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Citizen: How do I know that you're a genuine taxman?
Taxman: Pass me a stone.
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Joke going around in Russia now:

"The police reported several hundred protesters on Saturday, and a few thousand of them were arrested."
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I don't tell many people this but my great grandfather was highly decorated in World War Two, in fact many people think it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot
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Me: Doctor I've swallowed my Fountain Pen, what can I do?


Dr: Use a pencil
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I think my rooster is ill...it just laid an egg!

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