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Old 06-12-2021, 02:31   #1861
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How does Good King Wenceslas like his Pizza?

Deep Pan Crisp and Even.
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Re: Jokes Thread

While shepherds washed their socks by night, all using Fairy Snow.
The angel of the Lord came down and said I use Omo.
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While Shepherds washed their socks by all night all watching ITV,
The Angel of the Lord came down and switched to BBC.
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While Shepherds watched TV at night and paid the license fee
The spirit of OB appeared, and said 'get with it, stream'
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While Shepards watched their turnip tops all cooking in a pot
The Angel of the lord came down and scoffed the fecking lot

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While shepherds watched their flocks by night all seated on a bank
An angel who was bored came down and taught them how to... (from The Vicar of Dibley)
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