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Old 12-08-2022, 16:09   #1876
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Alexa, tell me a joke..... Alexa?

Sorry, I wasn't listening, I thought you deserved some privacy

Really, well that's nic-

Would you like me to tell you another joke
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Old 18-08-2022, 12:38   #1877
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"I won't back down" - Tom Petty

"I may readjust my stance if you have a convincing argument"- Tom Reasonable
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Old 18-08-2022, 17:32   #1878
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Rough neighbourhood.

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Old 20-08-2022, 21:11   #1879
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I opened my fridge earlier, and it smelt of Basil.


I think it might me faulty
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So I put a giant map of the world up on the wall and gave my wife a dart. I told her wherever it lands is where we go on holiday.

Well......I guess we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
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Old 23-11-2022, 19:05   #1882
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Here's a funny for you all.
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