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Old 26-01-2006, 09:14   #16
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Re: The offside rule explained for women

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Anyone who mentions women,and the offside rule in football will get my attention.

Mind forget anything do do with explaining the rules of cricket..hubby has been trying for 35 years...
Now now Coggy, be fair - the way you talk, your hubby's been trying for at lot longer than 35 years
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Re: The offside rule explained for women

Actually I didn't really need the offside rule explained.What I really want to know is WHY have an offside rule?
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Re: The offside rule explained for women

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Actually I didn't really need the offside rule explained.What I really want to know is WHY have an offside rule?
To stop the attacking players from staying forward and goal hanging.
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Re: The offside rule explained for women

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Actually I didn't really need the offside rule explained.What I really want to know is WHY have an offside rule?
To stop the attacking players from staying forward and goal hanging.
Thank you.
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Old 26-01-2006, 15:41   #21
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Re: The offside rule explained for women

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To stop the attacking players from staying forward and goal hanging.
Never stopped Ian Wright though
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Never stopped Ian Wright though
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Re: The offside rule explained for women

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Never stopped Ian Wright though
dont you mean nearly any1 in the English squad....other then Rooney the Terror

oww okay I can name another dutchie as well .... Ruud van Nistelrooy
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Re: The offside rule explained for women

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Actually I didn't really need the offside rule explained.What I really want to know is WHY have an offside rule?
To stop the attacking players from staying forward and goal hanging.
Pretty pointless when you see my passing skills...
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Old 26-01-2006, 20:17   #25
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Old 26-01-2006, 20:25   #26
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Re: The offside rule explained for women

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Ooh, I like the sound of that wonder what she means
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Ooh, I like the sound of that wonder what she means
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Ooh, I like the sound of that wonder what she means
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lol ..why the pussy?
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lol ..why the pussy?
That's what I left for you to interpret... btw, who's that palar*e player in your profile?
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