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Old 30-01-2018, 10:25   #3331
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Old 13-04-2018, 07:50   #3332
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A woman is sitting at her deceased husband’s funeral. A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word?”.

“No, go right ahead”, the woman replies.

The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down.

“Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”
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I’m almost certain there’s an easier way to blow up a balloon...


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Old 25-04-2018, 07:54   #3334
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In the 28th April issue of New Scientist, there's a Tom Gauld cartoon.

The space probe begins its journey to the furthest reaches of the Universe.

The scientist is particularly proud of the poem that lies within: a paean to the magic of Earth, Life and the Cosmos, commissioned from a great poet and placed within the craft by the scientist herself in the hope that it might, one day, be read by another life form.

The dry cleaner says that he is moved by the beautiful words, but would prefer the receipt for the scientist's clothes.


Had me in stitches - given our oh-so-human fallibility it could so happen!
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I had to laugh at my eldest son's leaving card on Saturday when he did his very last shift for Sainsburys.
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One of the Departure Boards at Heathrow today.

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Old 24-05-2018, 16:22   #3338
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Meow!

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So popular the Guy on Radio 5 Live (who doesn't actually eat sausage rolls so was useless) said the shop cooked 3 and 2 left as he ate the other one.

everyone he ask wouldn't buy one, and would stick yo the sausage and bacon bab.
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So popular the Guy on Radio 5 Live (who doesn't actually eat sausage rolls so was useless) said the shop cooked 3 and 2 left as he ate the other one.

everyone he ask wouldn't buy one, and would stick yo the sausage and bacon bab.
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Vegans were excited to buy the new meatless roll but die-hard Greggs fans weren't sure how it would taste.

But clearly people wanted to try it for themselves as dozens of people said that their local branch had sold out of the treats.

They were furious that they didn't get to try the new sausage-less pastry.

Some hungry Greggs fans said they visited multiple shops in an attempt to try the new sausage-less roll but all of them were snapped up.

One lucky customer said her branch had been cleared out too - but she waited for staff to cook a fresh batch as she was so keen to try one.

Another said: "Greggs vegan sausage roll sold out in every shop in Cardiff.

"Lots of lost vegans stumbling around Queen St. Re stock tomorrow please!"

One added: "I went to 4 Greggs stores looking for a vegan sausage roll. Sold out in all of them."

A spokesman for Greggs said: "We’ve had an overwhelming response from customers wanting to try our new Vegan Sausage Roll. We’re working hard behind the scenes to get more product to shops as soon as we can."
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The branch in Palmer Street, near London’s St James Park station, is one where the items sold out over lunchtime.

A worker in the store said: “They were very popular. They’ve been insanely popular.

“They’ve just gone. We had one tray of 80 and they’ve just gone.”

At another nearby branch, in Strutton Ground, 25-year-old Tyler Hanley was left disappointed when he missed out on a roll of his own.

“I went to get on to try but they’re not selling them at the moment, which is a shame.

“I’d like to try one,” said Mr Hanley, who works nearby the store as a political researcher.

A worker inside the shop said they were sold out.

Elsewhere, people reported a branch in Altrincham was running out of the snack while London’s Strand store and another in Lincoln were also said to have done so.
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Reports on social media say branches around the country had sold out of the vegan 'designed in Newcastle' Quorn-filled sausage rolls by late lunchtime.

One customer, from Newcastle, said her branch sold out by midday, while ChronicleLive's court reporter informed us the Quayside Greggs also had none left by early afternoon.

We checked Greggs branches in Newcastle City Centre at around 2pm on Thursday, to find there were none left to be had. One staff member said that as far as they knew, the sausage rolls had sold out pretty much every where in town.
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Old 04-01-2019, 10:04   #3343
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Hate to say it but piers might be right, lots of vegans stumbling around queen street and some hungry Greggs fans visited multiple shops, wtf is wrong with some people
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I thought the way whoever manages Greggs Twitter account handled that was brilliant.

As for whether I'd eat one. Probably at some point. As far as I can gather, they are Quorn sausage rolls, and other makes of Quorn sausage rolls I've had have been tasted fairly similar to pork sausage rolls.

No, I am not a vegan (or vegetarian), I just use meat substitutes so I can feel like I am eating meat while cutting down on the actual amount of meat I am eating.
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I'm an omnivore and I'd eat both except I'm a weight watcher and I avoid pastry at all costs.
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