MERGED - Euro 2004 - Page 38

Paul K · 24-06-2004, 22:21

Goal

At least someone hit the target and not the roof

1-1 but Portugal have a penalty in hand

Bifta · 24-06-2004, 22:21

If he spent less time ponsing about on TV and in OK magazine and more time practicing .....

Paul K · 24-06-2004, 22:21

Bugger

2-1

Paul K · 24-06-2004, 22:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bifta

If he spent less time ponsing about on TV and in OK magazine and more time practicing .....

Well said

and very true

2-2 well done Lampard

Paul K · 24-06-2004, 22:22

yes Ott

Russ · 24-06-2004, 22:29

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of ****
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

Ah well, let the Wales-bashing commence....

Paul K · 24-06-2004, 22:30

England are out

Shocking game

Anyone know a good gardener with some grass seed and a roller? That penalty spot was knackered

swoop101 · 24-06-2004, 22:30

Oh dear

Chimaera · 24-06-2004, 22:31

Didn't take you long to post that Russ!
It's gone very quiet in my house..........................

Bifta · 24-06-2004, 22:31

Time for Beckham to p*ss of back abroad.

Paul K · 24-06-2004, 22:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Russ D

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of ****
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

It's a good thing we lose with grace

Anyone want to go lynch David Beckham and that referee?

TheShadow · 24-06-2004, 22:32

*Sigh* how did I know Beckham would screw up.

Oh well, what the hell was wrong with that penalty spot?

Bifta · 24-06-2004, 22:33

What was wrong with that portuguese goalkeeper, he needs a slap n'all

Paul K · 24-06-2004, 22:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bifta

Time for Beckham to p*ss of back abroad.

Just p*ssing off would be a good start

How many players were worth their money out on that pitch? Ol Golden turd wasn't for starters

scrotnig · 24-06-2004, 22:37

The penalty spot was the same for BOTH teams.

We ALWAYS lose on penalties because our players are ****e and don't give a damn, their mind is on the next photo shoot or publicity stunt, and the casino of course.

They are all too squeaky clean and nice, great for ballet but not football.

Rooney is the exception, he's passionate, hard working, and he's also basically a thug, which I'm afraid we need more of.