Man set to have tenth child by ten different women - Page 3

Taf · 20-09-2010, 19:45

Nope, not a clue

Hom3r · 20-09-2010, 19:48

Or this

Sirius · 20-09-2010, 19:50

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Originally Posted by Taf

Nope, not a clue

My point was that being on the dole or what ever benefit he gets will reduce greatly the amount they can get off him, Therefor its in his interest to stay as he is and be a bone idle pain in the arse baby maker.

Now i hope i made myself clear this time or would you like me to spell it out as well

Hom3r · 20-09-2010, 19:50

Saw this and though of him

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DIY VasectomyAfter having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, inner London, Newcastle, Norfolk and anywhere in Wales.

Sirius · 20-09-2010, 19:54

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Originally Posted by Hom3r

Saw this and though of him

Excellent

iFrankie · 20-09-2010, 20:43

I'm with Maggy, the 10 woman must of either been drunk or blind haha.

25 years of age! thats still pretty young to have 3 or 4 kids never mind 10!!!

Kymmy · 20-09-2010, 21:10

I think you're agreeing with Maggy not me

iFrankie · 20-09-2010, 21:17

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Originally Posted by Kymmy

I think you're agreeing with Maggy not me

aaaah, i've done this in the past but then i remember haha sorry.

20-09-2010, 22:25

I blame his father. If he was a bin man he should have shown him how to bag up properly.

frogstamper · 20-09-2010, 23:01

Words fail me....

**Maggy** · 21-09-2010, 12:32

According to the Wright Show the total stands at 15 children by 14 women. and has a history of violence.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml

What a stud.

Ramrod · 21-09-2010, 13:13

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Originally Posted by Maggy J

What a stud.

Well he's got a cheeky grin.....so thats all right then

chris9991 · 21-09-2010, 13:40

I wonder how many women he's slept with without getting them pregnant. It wouldn't suprise me if an STI or two was floating around as well

Taf · 21-09-2010, 14:00

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Originally Posted by Sirius

My point was that being on the dole or what ever benefit he gets will reduce greatly the amount they can get off him, Therefor its in his interest to stay as he is and be a bone idle pain in the arse baby maker.

Now i hope i made myself clear this time or would you like me to spell it out as well

Got you now... my lateral thinking hat wasn't on.

21-09-2010, 17:49

Just the latest in a long line of people demonstrating their complete lack of responsibility in modern UK and the worst thing is none of us are that shocked by these stories anymore THATS whats really wrong and worrying.