You know you are getting older when.....

[Marge]

Knock A Door Run is NOT funny as the little gits who've just done it on me will find out

[basa]

Originally Posted by cookie_365

... you can't remember how old you actually are, and have to work it out from the date you were born - and you still get it wrong.

Now that is soooo true !!!!!!!!

Erm 2004 less er 1948 ... ummm, what month is it now ? OK that's (where's my pen) .... 8 from 4, 5 from 10 ....... aaaaarrrrgggghhhh nooooooooo !!!!!

[Jon M]

You know you are getting older when....

• Pensioners are interesting to talk to, rather than smelly boring old dears that knit things you'd rather not wear.
• Getting post is a bad thing not a good thing (eg; bills not love letters)
• You never see your parents, apart from at Christmas and weddings/funerals
• You don't watch telly to be entertained, but to fall asleep
• Pets become companions, not toys

more as I think of them

[zovat]

You tell your kids, "You'll know what I mean when you have kids."

You use the word "cool" instead of "bad" or whatever the word is this week.

You start a sentence with, "When I was young, ..."

You say something to your kids that your mother said to You, and you always hated it.

[Mr_love_monkey]

You start to think the cardigans in M&S would really suit you....

You think 'staying in' is the new 'going out'