will kronas finally get to meet 'the one'

Originally Posted by dilligaf1701

Well I hope you get everything you deserve

Now thats not nice.

Good luck remember that if you get married to use this handy guide into how to answer questions

1 - "What are you thinking?"
The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:


a - Football
b - Baseball
c - How fat you are.
d - How much prettier she is than you.
e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died.


The best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."
The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:


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2 - "Do you love me?"
The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include:


a - I suppose so.
b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
c - That depends on what you mean by "love".
d - Does it matter?
e - Who, me?


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3 - "Do I look fat?"
The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:


a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b - Compared to what?
c - A little extra weight looks good on you.
d - I've seen fatter.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.


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4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?"
The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring at so hard that you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:


a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

[kronas]

Originally Posted by Ramrod

Good luck Kronas

thanks ill need it as long as i dont get screwed, you know how it goes with me ramrod

Originally Posted by sir_drinks_alot

oh ok good luck getting to meet her kronas

all areas of my body are crossed so hopefully i can get in

Originally Posted by Charlie_Bubble

Wahey, have fun kronas!

thanks, just hope i get in and there on time.

Originally Posted by dellwear

Stop drooling on your keyboard and plan what your wearing man, first impressions are very important

im wearing all black, as i am the man in black

and ill be shouting alot in the studio singing to my hearts content, and looking at her..... people say shes hot in real life those that have met her, i dont expect to meet her but ill get as close ot the stage as i can :pp

Originally Posted by dellwear

I hope you have a great time mate, and when you're married please make sure we get an invite to your "Hello!" wedding

thanks, you'll be one of the first on the list

[kronas]

Originally Posted by Tezcatlipoca

LOL, good luck, Kronas

thanks tez hopefully with all your wishes my aspiration can happen

Originally Posted by Paul

Whether you get to meet Av or not enjoy the show Kronas, you never know what might happen when you get there.

true paul, dont have too much fun with my internet mother :pp

Originally Posted by WNA

Good luck Kronas. I wish i could only meet Holly Valance in the flesh, like your going to meet Avril Lavigne.

yeh, there's always cat to look at aswell but im loyal to avril

Originally Posted by scastle

Kronas, Have fun mate...

ill try to, i hear busted might be there although some fellow av fans have threatened to throw eggs at them

Originally Posted by Chimaera

Have a GREAT time Kronas - and I expect regular updates by text!

ill see what i can do but i think ill pass out

Originally Posted by sir_drinks_alot

hay kronas what's your plan to meet her than

i dont know if i get there early or i can catch some of the studio researchers producers ill ask if i can have a quick hi to her sign my cd

Originally Posted by Halcyon

Your well lucky Kronas !
Have a great time and remember to ask her who she has broadband with and if she uses the cable forums ;-)

or ill ask her for her email address *is cheeky at times when hes in the right frame of mind :pp

[Stuart]

Originally Posted by kronas

thanks ill need it as long as i dont get screwed, you know how it goes with me ramrod

Depends on what you mean by "screwed"..

all areas of my body are crossed so hopefully i can get in

Ahh, none of that kind of screwing then. Bit difficult if "that" part of your body is crossed.

[Halcyon]

Take your camera if your allowed to take it in.

What times the show on btw ?

[kronas]

Originally Posted by Halcyon

Take your camera if your allowed to take it in.

i dont think i will be allowed to take it in to the studio's

Originally Posted by Halcyon

What times the show on btw ?

11:30 am saturday.....

Originally Posted by scastle

Depends on what you mean by "screwed"..

things have a habit of not going right for me

Originally Posted by scastle

Ahh, none of that kind of screwing then. Bit difficult if "that" part of your body is crossed.

what ? my legs are crossed sometimes :

Originally Posted by kronas

thanks ill need it as long as i dont get screwed,

Thought thats precisely what you would have been hoping for

Sorry being Crude.

Hope you have a great time Kronie. I'll be searching the newspapers for a story about an 18 year old male hurling himself on stage with a big grin on his face

Good Luck

[Marge]

Good Luck Kronas, I really hope you get to meet her