The worst film you've ever seen

[ntluser]

In recent times it has to be "Hollywood Homicide" starring Harrison Ford.

No doubt we could probably come up with a top 10 or top 100 worst rated films. It could be considered a public service i.e. stopping people from hiring videos of or watching 'naff-rated' films in the vain hope they are in for a good night's entertainment.

[Stuartbe]

Originally Posted by pem

Me and the wife went to see "The hunt for Red October" when it came out - it was over two hours of pure boredom ...

Nooooooo..... Thats a great film.. Mind you I am a submarine fanatic so that my explain why I liked it... It was the only film that I seen that even came close to reality in terms of submarine operations.

Just out of interest m8 - Have you ever read any on Tom Clancy's books ?

[luftys]

Train spotting

[SMHarman]

Originally Posted by Debsy42

Boxing Helena and Dracula

Damage

Is is just that Mr Irons choses bad films?

[Nugget]

Battlefield Earth was a complete stinker - we got it from the video shop just so we could truly appreciate its awfulness

Recently, Freddy vs Jason - lame, lame, lame, lame. Great idea, dog awful film

[Neil]

Unbreakable with Bruce Willis & Samuel L Jackson-what could have been a gret film turned out to be a complete waste of time/money.

[ic14]

I make a point of not watching bad films so this will be a toughy for me too answer.....

Cant think of any, seriously...... hmmmm

'Contact' - given all that had gone on in the previous 2 hours, the ending was the most totally implausible tripe I have ever seen. It was utterly convoluted and a very lame attempt to illustrate the film's 'faith vs reason' theme. I left the cinema feeling robbed.

And talking about leaving the cinema feeling robbed - I'd like to add:
Fortress ('should I intestinate?' eeeugh!)
All Highlander films bar the original (Hmm, Christopher Lambert theme developing here).
8mm (Tawdry and almost p0rnographic in parts, I left halfway through feeling dirty).

[zendawn]

Crash (1996) Dir David Cronenberg

[zendawn]

Originally Posted by towny

'Contact' - given all that had gone on in the previous 2 hours, the ending was the most totally implausible tripe I have ever seen. It was utterly convoluted and a very lame attempt to illustrate the film's 'faith vs reason' theme. I left the cinema feeling robbed.
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Yes have to agree there, the ending was a complete let down. The only good bit was when the machine explodes, not worth spending the hour or so before it.
Nice Idea badly executed.

I see that none of you really appreciate what a bad film is

You want to give this one a go,

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088392/

My DVD collection is replete with "bad" films, but this one really is terrible, so bad that I had to split watching it over two sessions. I had this on a pre-recorded VHS tape that I had been given, it ended up being used as a blank.

Velvet Goldmine.The stinkiest,most embarrassing pile of dog's doo doo it has ever been my misfortune to watch.


Incog.

[Bifta]

Bad Boys II, now there's another steaming hillock of horse mess.

[ZrByte]

I think Im the only person, ever, who liked Battlefield Earth

Bad movies though? hmm, Zoolander, couldnt watch more than the first hour because of how boring it is, Ive since heard it gets funnier after that so I might give it another go.
Grease 1&2, If it wasnt for teenaged girls that film would have never been popular
Big Fish, truely terrible film, I think a mugging would have been less painful and more enjoyable.
Love actually I also found pretty awful.

And thats just the tip of the iceberg really, there are a lot more but I cant think of any right now (Probably mentally blocked them becuase they are so awful)

[Mal]

Sphere and the Royal Tenenbaums for me.

People rave on about the Royal Tenenbaums being sooo funny, but I failed to spot a funny moment in it.