31-01-2021, 20:27
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Re: The NINE Word Story
... slowly the door opens. Oh no, my mother-in law......
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31-01-2021, 20:34
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Re: The NINE Word Story
No dear you are mistaken, Thats MrK in drag ...
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31-01-2021, 21:13
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Re: The NINE Word Story
Said djfunkdup hopefully, only to be sadly disappointed as
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31-01-2021, 21:30
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Re: The NINE Word Story
...he suddenly realised that it was his own reflection!!!!
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31-01-2021, 21:44
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Re: The NINE Word Story
but behind him he saw what could only be ...
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31-01-2021, 22:43
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Re: The NINE Word Story
The ghost of his long dead mother in-law naked.
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31-01-2021, 23:00
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Re: The NINE Word Story
reminded him of the first time he saw her
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01-02-2021, 03:04
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He said she looked aweful,wasnt dressed good and
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01-02-2021, 06:33
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Re: The NINE Word Story
He remembered how she used to moan when he
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01-02-2021, 10:04
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..cracked his terrible jokes about her bum, but maybe ......
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01-02-2021, 10:39
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laeva recumbens anguis
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Re: The NINE Word Story
That was just her way of letting him know
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01-02-2021, 11:24
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Re: The NINE Word Story
That she was rather unhappy about his vulgar remarks.
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01-02-2021, 13:19
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Meanwhile he courageously came out of the bathroom to discover.......
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01-02-2021, 14:37
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Re: The NINE Word Story
an audience of pink unicorns patiently waiting for him.
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01-02-2021, 14:40
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Re: The NINE Word Story
This has come as quite a surprise to him.
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