"Sex and coffee" trigger stroke

[LondonRoad]

I'm not sure about a stroke but I got badly burned once when having coffee and sex.

[Jimmy-J]

Originally Posted by pabscars

It does when I do it,

The best 3 minute workout available

WOW! You wild stallion... I'd get 3 or even four in that amount of time, maybe five at a squeeze.

[Sparkle]

Originally Posted by Maggy J

Actually as I used none of these that should have been your clue.

Only if you deliberately intended to convey anger. I'm not judging, since unprovoked outbursts of anger, in neurotic fashion, often indicate lack of self control, emotional instability and a general trend towards psychopathic tendancies. So you are wise to try and hide it.

Enraged lion tamers don't live long.

They do when they practise their trade via the internet.

[pabscars]

Originally Posted by Product 13

WOW! You wild stallion... I'd get 3 or even four in that amount of time, maybe five at a squeeze.

Ha ha, don't be too flattering, the Rohypnol normally takes a couple of mins to kick in.

[Gary L]

Originally Posted by Hugh

Motivation or motivate

No meditate and meditation.

[Sparkle]

Originally Posted by heero_yuy

I'd rather go out "on the job" than wither away in a home.

I'm withering away on the job, does that indicate I need to party harder at weekends?

[Ramrod]

The aneurysm is probably one of these

[Ignitionnet]

I wonder where the Ephedrine: 30mg Caffeine: 210mg Asprin: 25mg Naringin: 100mg stuff I take from time to time would rank in this list?

[Mr_love_monkey]

So what happens if someone surprises you with a cup of coffee, whilst you are having sex?

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or....


"That's not what I meant when I asked the wife to give me a 'stroke'"

[Pierre]

Originally Posted by Hugh

I would have thought they were more likely to cause burns.....

BBC

Top causes of brain aneurysms are apparently

Coffee 10.6%
Vigorous exercise 7.9%
Nose blowing 5.4%
Sex 4.3%
Straining to defecate 3.6%
Drinking cola 3.5%
Being startled 2.7%
Being angry 1.3%

that only = 39.3%

which leaves 60.7% of reasons to be listed.

Given that 1.3% is in the 10 would lead you expect that all the reasons would contribute less than 1.3 %

Which means that there has to be at least another 60+ potential causes of aneurysms.

Given that the research pool was only 250.

Leads me to deduce that this is poor science.

I would expect to see on the full list such causes as extending your little finger too swiftly or in other words we're not really sure so we guessed.

another load of old tripe.

[Gary L]

Originally Posted by Pierre

I would expect to see on the full list such causes as extending your little finger too swiftly or in other words we're not really sure so we guessed.

another load of old tripe.

Well it usually keeps people in a job because they look busy and useful. or it keeps the grant money coming in.