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Old 25-03-2011, 17:46   #16
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And a short leather skirt to match would be great


close enough ?
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If only them boots were made of leather and went up to her thighs.

There's still time for her to cancel. I just need her number to talk her out of it.

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Becareful guys, she is a furure Queen of England and you never know who's listening in.

So watch out for the cars that follow you.

Even if she is a "MILF" in waiting.
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Becareful guys, she is a furure Queen of England and you never know who's listening in.

So watch out for the cars that follow you.

Even if she is a "MILF" in waiting.
why would you want to fight her ?
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Even if she is a "MILF" in waiting.
A MILF?
Nah, she's a MILMW. (not her unfortunately, but use your imagination )
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Oops! Sorry, wrong threa....... Hang on a mo! BLOODY HELL!!!!
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better ?
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For those who like to protest without violence, there are better ways. For example http://www.mygoldmusic.co.uk/ on Virgin cable (959) is running a competition for the greatest hit of all time. Here is a few to select from 1. God Save The Queen by the Sex Pistols, 2. Hurricane by Bob Dylan, 3. Money by Pink Floyd, 4. 99 Red Balloons by Nena, 5. AutoBahn by KraftWork, 6. Oh So Quiet by Bjork, 7. Sunday Girl by Blondie (personal reasons), 8. Riders on the Storm by The Doors, 9. Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana and 10. Solitare by the Carpenters (if I have chosen the above it must be the only song for me). In a parallel universe, if I understand curvi-linear space, quantam mechanics and the Dirac Equation, there is a royal wedding taking place with the above song list. There is a side of me that would prefer this music. The washed and the great unwashed joining together in the Big Society for knees up, a bit of a laugh and a touch of bovver when the lights go down. Being disabled, it a case of the Dickension child chimmney sweep pressing his cold nose of the window of the sweetshop. I must take another hit of Vallium or I might get maudlin.
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For those who like to protest without violence, there are better ways. For example http://www.mygoldmusic.co.uk/ on Virgin cable (959) is running a competition for the greatest hit of all time. Here is a few to select from 1. God Save The Queen by the Sex Pistols, 2. Hurricane by Bob Dylan, 3. Money by Pink Floyd, 4. 99 Red Balloons by Nena, 5. AutoBahn by KraftWork, 6. Oh So Quiet by Bjork, 7. Sunday Girl by Blondie (personal reasons), 8. Riders on the Storm by The Doors, 9. Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana and 10. Solitare by the Carpenters (if I have chosen the above it must be the only song for me). In a parallel universe, if I understand curvi-linear space, quantam mechanics and the Dirac Equation, there is a royal wedding taking place with the above song list. There is a side of me that would prefer this music. The washed and the great unwashed joining together in the Big Society for knees up, a bit of a laugh and a touch of bovver when the lights go down. Being disabled, it a case of the Dickension child chimmney sweep pressing his cold nose of the window of the sweetshop. I must take another hit of Vallium or I might get maudlin.
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For those who like to protest without violence, there are better ways. For example http://www.mygoldmusic.co.uk/ on Virgin cable (959) is running a competition for the greatest hit of all time. Here is a few to select from 1. God Save The Queen by the Sex Pistols, 2. Hurricane by Bob Dylan, 3. Money by Pink Floyd, 4. 99 Red Balloons by Nena, 5. AutoBahn by KraftWork, 6. Oh So Quiet by Bjork, 7. Sunday Girl by Blondie (personal reasons), 8. Riders on the Storm by The Doors, 9. Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana and 10. Solitare by the Carpenters (if I have chosen the above it must be the only song for me). In a parallel universe, if I understand curvi-linear space, quantam mechanics and the Dirac Equation, there is a royal wedding taking place with the above song list. There is a side of me that would prefer this music. The washed and the great unwashed joining together in the Big Society for knees up, a bit of a laugh and a touch of bovver when the lights go down. Being disabled, it a case of the Dickension child chimmney sweep pressing his cold nose of the window of the sweetshop. I must take another hit of Vallium or I might get maudlin.
No disrespect, but by your post, you may have (imho) miscounted the medication........
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