Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
01-07-2007, 18:24
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
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hmmm so god works for ne lincs council...that explains the high council tax 
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God works for the council.....that would explain a lot
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01-07-2007, 18:26
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
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As the gentleman quoted in the article was the Bishop of Carlisle, it must have been truly indiscriminate back in 2005...
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01-07-2007, 18:29
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
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As the gentleman quoted in the article was the Bishop of Carlisle, it must have been truly indiscriminate back in 2005... 
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Or perhaps God knows something about the bishop that we don't
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01-07-2007, 18:31
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
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Or perhaps God knows something about the bishop that we don't 
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batty boy ?
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01-07-2007, 19:45
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
Can't imagine why church attendancies are on the decline when you can go and listen to this sort of religious crap. What the hell is it with priests of allsorts that feel they have to butt into things at the worst possible time with rubbish. If this was god's punishment then the term benevolent seems a bit optimistic i am so glad i don't believe in any of the religious stuff.
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01-07-2007, 20:45
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
I know some want to live in the past. What next
Witch hunts
Crusades
Wearing sack cloth
When will these story tellers realise we have grown up and don't believe there stories anymore.
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01-07-2007, 21:20
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
Cast your bread not onto the water, but allow it to rise to the breadbin, whereby it will float itself
Blessed are the ducks
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01-07-2007, 21:30
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
I thought it was the cheesemakers who were blessed?
As in "Cheeses of Nazareth"......
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01-07-2007, 21:37
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
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Originally Posted by Bill C
I know some want to live in the past. What next
Witch hunts
Crusades
Wearing sack cloth
When will these story tellers realise we have grown up and don't believe there stories anymore.
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i'm up for a crusade  we'll start with port talbot
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
I guess there's a lot of blessing going on. Possibly on the 7th day He had a ****-up and instead of telling everyone/thing he loved them/it, He just slurred that they were blessed
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01-07-2007, 21:40
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
Bleshshed, shurely........
(I know - don't call you Shurely....)
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01-07-2007, 21:50
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
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I thought it was the cheesemakers who were blessed?
As in "Cheeses of Nazareth"......
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Well, obviously, that's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products...
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01-07-2007, 21:57
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
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Well, obviously, that's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products... 
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MR. CHEEKY: I was only asking her to shut up, so I can hear what he's saying, Big Nose.
MRS. BIG NOSE: Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!
MR. CHEEKY: Well, he has got a big nose.
GREGORY: Could you be quiet, please?
JESUS: They shall have the earth...
GREGORY: What was that?
JESUS: ...for their possession. How blest are those...
MR. CHEEKY: I don't know. I was too busy talking to Big Nose.
JESUS: ...who hunger and thirst to see...
MAN #1: I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'
JESUS: ...right prevail.
MRS. GREGORY: Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
GREGORY: Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
MR. CHEEKY: See? If you hadn't been going on, we'd have heard that, Big Nose.
JESUS: How blest are those who...
MR. BIG NOSE: Hey. Say that once more; I'll smash your bloody face in.
MRS. GREGORY: Ohh.
MR. CHEEKY: Better keep listening. Might be a bit about 'Blessed are the big noses.'
BRIAN: Oh, lay off him.
MR. CHEEKY: Oh, you're not so bad yourself, Conkface. Where are you two from? Nose City?
MR. BIG NOSE: One more time, mate; I'll take you to the ****in' cleaners!
MRS. BIG NOSE: Language!
JESUS: ...hunger and thirst to see...
For those interested LINKY
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02-07-2007, 10:38
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
Considering you lot think it's all fairytales, you don't half let it wind you up!
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02-07-2007, 10:39
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Re: Floods are a judgement on society, say bishops
erm, I don't believe it's all fairytales.
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