Ntl Burn in hell - Page 2

Telephonist · 10-04-2005, 21:16

Ever tried getting compensation out of NTL?
Like trying to get blood out of a stone.

10-04-2005, 21:27

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Originally Posted by Telephonist

Ever tried getting compensation out of NTL?
Like trying to get blood out of a stone.

Well I fully intend to perform a Mineralogical Haemoglobin Extraction on Monday!!

Pingzone · 10-04-2005, 21:28

heh

paulyoung666 · 10-04-2005, 22:15

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Originally Posted by Telephonist

Ever tried getting compensation out of NTL?
Like trying to get blood out of a stone.

wrong

, if you present the case properly then it is easy

MovedGoalPosts · 10-04-2005, 22:22

ntl used to have a tag line of "the complete communications company". I think they dropped that as they realised it just wound their customers up as the one thing you cannot do is communicate with ntl at any time of need.

I completely fail to understand why, in the modern climate when services are 24/7, one cannot call even ntl's faults service 24/7. It is pathetic.

10-04-2005, 22:24

Ntl billed me for about 4 years for caller id (i just thought my phone wouldnt do it and forgot i was being charged lol )I bought ntl phones from argos called to have it switched on,they said it is on,When checked it was never actually "switched on" had to write a letter but got money back even though really it was my fault for forgetting about it lol

10-04-2005, 22:49

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Originally Posted by Graham

Well I fully intend to perform a Mineralogical Haemoglobin Extraction on Monday!!

very sanguine - I wish you luck

**Maggy** · 10-04-2005, 23:08

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Originally Posted by homealone

very sanguine - I wish you luck

Oh subtle joke time...

danielf · 10-04-2005, 23:18

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Originally Posted by Incognitas

Oh subtle joke time...

It's always subtle joke time. Sadly, not many people realise this

10-04-2005, 23:42

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Originally Posted by danielf

It's always subtle joke time. Sadly, not many people realise this

is it possible to have iron-y & haemoglobin in the same thread without some kind of ferrous_ity developing?

Nikko · 10-04-2005, 23:46

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Originally Posted by homealone

is it possible to have iron-y & haemoglobin in the same thread without some kind of ferrous_ity developing?

No. The thread would undoubtedly seize & require copious WD40 to free it up.

10-04-2005, 23:58

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Originally Posted by Nikko

No. The thread would undoubtedly seize & require copious WD40 to free it up.

I'm sure we were already 'bearing' that in mind

- funny,thinking about the thread title, NTL would be the 'axle' of all evil

Nikko · 11-04-2005, 00:11

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Originally Posted by homealone

I'm sure we were already 'bearing' that in mind

- funny,thinking about the thread title, NTL would be the 'axle' of all evil

Well it seems they have already been half shafted & Universally come under a constant velocity of overheated grinding, so its possible

Perhaps one of the Mods will put the thread in suspension?

**Maggy** · 11-04-2005, 00:55

Well subtle until Nugget gets here..

I thought homey did rather well to come up with that one...It's so subtle it would go under Nuggets radar..

Pingzone · 11-04-2005, 10:24

Ok I am back on, It took them about 3 seconds to realise that it was indeed there fault (asusual). I raised the point about compensation and was informed I would need to write a letter ect...

Thx all for your posts