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Old 22-04-2004, 14:45   #16
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Re: self repair idiot (not for the squeamish)
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try cotton buds down your pee pipe.
OK, now my legs are crossed
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Re: self repair idiot (not for the squeamish)
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It's those swabs they take of the uretera (or however you spell it) that really make your eyes water. Having babies - pah, try cotton buds down your pee pipe.
We really do need a "dont go there" award.
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Re: self repair idiot (not for the squeamish)
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*ALL* the way down and then some (I'm sure they try and get it round the bend!)

It's even worse if you don't have an infection
It was over 8 years ago I had this procedure performed. Still makes me cross my legs when I think about it.
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Re: self repair idiot (not for the squeamish)
Had a tube inserted all the way up to the inside of the kidney cavity a few times but I think stapling your own undercarriage together beats that for courage in facing operations without anaesthetic.
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It's a pity he didn't have the balls to take himself to the Doctors straight away....

I'm amazed noone cracked that before me.
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It's a pity he didn't have the balls to take himself to the Doctors straight away....

I'm amazed noone cracked that before me.
Someone had to say it....

Why the hell did he use an industrial stapler?! He could have stapled one (well only one i spose) of his testes....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!: disturbd:
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