Constipated... - Page 9

Peter_ · 18-03-2009, 22:05

Just a thought

Approximately 40% of pregnant women experience constipation during their pregnancy.

Taken from http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Constip...hat-is-it.aspx

broadbandking · 18-03-2009, 22:20

Poor Mrs Monkey

chuzzlemonkey · 19-03-2009, 09:13

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Originally Posted by Moldova

Just a thought

Approximately 40% of pregnant women experience constipation during their pregnancy.

Taken from http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Constip...hat-is-it.aspx

Will21st · 19-03-2009, 09:48

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Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey

what do you mean

? You should be more like

Peter_ · 19-03-2009, 09:58

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Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey

Or even

broadbandking · 19-03-2009, 10:38

Jermey Kyle here Mr and Mrs Chuzzle Monkey come

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Originally Posted by Will21st

what do you mean

? You should be more like

You won't be like that if you ahd met him a lil chuzzle Moneky running round, run for the hills lol

MovedGoalPosts · 19-03-2009, 10:40

So, has she dropped yet

chuzzlemonkey · 19-03-2009, 10:42

There shall be no little chuzzlemonkeys anytime soon thankyou very much.

I plan to have many child-less years yet.

Now can we please be sensible and get back to talking about how to make my girlfriend poo?

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Originally Posted by Rob

So, has she dropped yet

Still no!

She's at work at the moment, though and she works in a tiny little hair dressers. So if she went there all her clients would hear/smell it!

Peter_ · 19-03-2009, 10:43

Ok thread back on track

Raistlin · 19-03-2009, 10:46

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Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey

Still no!

She's at work at the moment, though and she works in a tiny little hair dressers. So if she went there all her clients would hear/smell it!

Once she's gained some experience there does she get to go and cut full-sized hair?

broadbandking · 19-03-2009, 10:46

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Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey

There shall be no little chuzzlemonkeys anytime soon thankyou very much.

I plan to have many child-less years yet.

Now can we please be sensible and get back to talking about how to make my girlfriend poo?

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Still no!

She's at work at the moment, though and she works in a tiny little hair dressers. So if she went there all her clients would hear/smell it!

When she does the whole world will hear it

chuzzlemonkey · 19-03-2009, 10:47

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Originally Posted by Rob M

Once she's gained some experience there does she get to go and cut full-sized hair?

No she's only got litttle Jeremy Beadle hands so she can only cut the borrowers' hair

Peter_ · 19-03-2009, 10:50

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Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey

No she's only got litttle Jeremy Beadle hands so she can only cut the borrowers' hair

broadbandking · 19-03-2009, 11:25

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Originally Posted by chuzzlemonkey

No she's only got litttle Jeremy Beadle hands so she can only cut the borrowers' hair

So she only has one small hand
Make sure you grab her good hand

fireman328 · 19-03-2009, 13:41

I have some pics of really badly mutilated ex humans from my service days, I seemed to be duty officer every time a real bad one came in to the coroner.