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Old 01-04-2005, 23:16   #61
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Re: The Confessional.
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as for confessions, well... i pick the hard skin from my feet and eat it. good enough?
Ugh - That's not a confession, thats.... DISGUSTING!!!
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Old 01-04-2005, 23:19   #62
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it's a confession... no one else knows abuot it now, only the whole internet

ive never eaten bogies, though i know that ear wax is strangely bitter...
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Old 01-04-2005, 23:38   #63
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as for confessions, well... i pick the hard skin from my feet and eat it. good enough?


When I said juicy THIS wasn't quite what I meant....
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Old 02-04-2005, 00:01   #64
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When I said juicy THIS wasn't quite what I meant....
Quite - hard skin on feet is NOT juicy!!!
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Old 02-04-2005, 00:09   #65
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That is very wrong !!! Ewww.
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Old 02-04-2005, 01:05   #66
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So don't tantalise us with titbits on here then!!!
Go on - POST - you know you want too!!!
No..........I don't
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I was hoping for some juicier stuff or even a right good belly laugh...I'm sure you can do better..













makes note that TBR likes older women and Mal is insane,and to really work on Rammy's little secret...
You can do far better!
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as for confessions, well... i pick the hard skin from my feet and eat it. good enough?
Yep........good enough
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Old 02-04-2005, 06:16   #67
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Re: The Confessional.
A number of bad habits, like drinking milk straight from the carton in the fridge. Don't tell anyone.

BTW, whats wrong with singing ABBA songs. I admit to having all the albums. 'Ring Ring' is one of my faves.
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Old 02-04-2005, 09:20   #68
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When I said juicy THIS wasn't quite what I meant....
well, there are juicier things.... ill stick to the dry crusty stuff for the moment though

anyone ever taken a leak in the kitchen sink? hands up . if you have once been a uni student and you say no, then i know you are lying
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anyone ever taken a leak in the kitchen sink? hands up . if you have once been a uni student and you say no, then i know you are lying
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well, there are juicier things.... ill stick to the dry crusty stuff for the moment though

anyone ever taken a leak in the kitchen sink? hands up . if you have once been a uni student and you say no, then i know you are lying
What - even the girls? Surely they would have to be careful of all the dirty crockery/pots and pans in there already?
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ways and means my dear

i know of women here at uni who have gone to the toilet in a urinal cos the queue for the women's was so big...

how, i have no idea...
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I used to pick a winner and flick it onto the TV screen
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Old 02-04-2005, 12:47   #73
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I have a guilty secret that is too terrible to tell.......only 3 people here know it and they have been sworn to secrecy.

......thats the problem with terrible secrets...........they are too terrible to make public.

Guilty? Terrible?

I thought it was hysterical




NB: Oh and ramrod didn't tell me his secret......... i found out by accident
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Old 02-04-2005, 16:47   #74
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you have neither class or pride if you support manchester united and come from yorkshire you should be supporting huddersfield or wakefield, being from crapmondwike
nah, never got in to football from an early age, the first match i ever saw was manchester untied vs liverpool... from then onwards history was made

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as for confessions, well... i pick the hard skin from my feet and eat it. good enough?


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Sounds like a soap opera

or his neighbour is a guy!?

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I really should photoshop that piccy and place a whip in her hands...
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Well, I can lick my own balls but pubic hairballs are a git to cough up.
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