Make money! Send spam! Make everyone hate you!

[Richard M]

Dear Opportunity Seeker,

We are offering a full or part-time opportunity in E-mail Processing. You can work at home.
We do require that you have a computer with Internet
connection and are familiar with basic internet/e-mail functions.

As to your earnings, it's totally up to you, as you will be
running your own business. There are no limits. What you
will see represents a very lucrative money-making business
that anyone can run to generate a significant residual income
from the comfort and privacy of their own home.

This VERY SIMPLE internet-based business is specially
designed to be reproduced by ANYONE - ANYWHERE who has a computer and Internet connection. You need only understand the very basics of "cut & paste" word processing and using ordinary e-mail.

Absolutely NO SALES ABILITY IS REQUIRED
to make a great success of this program! All of the work is
accomplished by a very ingenious method of processing e-mail.

You will receive full, clear instructions, and we will always
be available to help you and answer your questions. This is a
genuine Home Business. It is not a chain letter, money game,
multi-level marketing (MLM) program, telecom scheme, or any
of the multitudes of doubtful business offers that may come
through your e-mail box. This completely legal business
generates a residual income of £2,000 to £5,000 every
month with only a part-time commitment (about 10-15 hours
per week).


A full-time commitment (about 30 hours per week), based on
statistics gathered from associates worldwide, translates
into an income of £10,000 or more per month.



Would and extra £3,000 a month make a difference in your life?
If you started earning that extra income month in and month out, where would you be in 1 year from now? Would you be living at the same place? Would you be driving the same car? Think about it for a momentââ‚Ã⠀šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€šÃ‚¦ Let that feeling of pleasure, of leaving your dreams Sink in for a moment. Wouldnââ‚Ã⠀šÃ‚¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚¢t it be nice to be around your loved ones, to be in Control of your life and hence your destiny?


Do you know that only difference between success and failure is Procrastination? Thatâ₠¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s right. Let me put this way: Have you have met, heard or Seen any wealthy or successful individual on this earth that was Sceptical or Afraid of Losing, afraid of failing? You know that the answer is NO.


So if you want things to change for the better, you have to change what you belief, you have try different things, without the fear of failure. You must understand that no one in this planet is perfect, every single one of us has failed or will fail at some stage in our lives, the only difference between those who made it from the rest of us is not that they didnâ₠¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t fail, is that they made a commitment that they were not going to stay in that failure, they made a decision that they were destined to success and not scarcity, and in by doing so they managed to turn things around.

Thatâ₠¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s why I have included a small charge of £4.95, because I want to eliminate the sceptical amongst you, the unbelievers, this opportunity is only available for those who deep inside their gut believe that they deserve something better out of life, that they are going to live their dreams.

Do you think £4.95 is worth investing so that you can be exposed to something that could increase the quality of your life? If your answer is no, think againââ‚ƚ¬Ã‚¦





ABSOLUTELY FREE 30-DAY TRIAL OFFER!

To prove our sincerity and confidence in this opportunity,
there is NO CHARGE to join us for the first month.
You will receive all the information to get started in your
first month's Quick-Start Package (a £60 value!) via e-mail.

If, by remote chance you are not satisfied with the program
after the first month and wish to discontinue, you may by
all means do so and we will not contact you again.

On the other hand... if you are satisfied with the program,
and wish to continue after the first month, that is when you
purchase the following month's Information Package for £60.

Since you DO NOT PAY ANYTHING until after you are already
starting to earn a remarkable residual income, you have
virtually nothing to lose... and a great deal to gain.

What we ask is that you pay £4.95 to cover our administration costs, and it also gives us and indication of your commitment to the program. We want to make sure that you are going to take massive action to achieve the level of success you deserve.

We will provide all the support you need in order to be successful in this business, we believe that in order to succeed at anything in life it is always better to have a coach, someone who has already taken the steps you now need to take, this would avoid unnecessary pain along your path to success.


IMPORTANT

If the above opportunity interests you, and you would like
MORE INFO about our very simple and profitable business,
contact me at the below e-mail address.

Please include your name and e-mail address in the body of the message...
and type in the subject line: SHOW ME MORE.

We are successful if YOU are successful, and therefore
we will do all in our power to ensure that your relationship
with us is a prosperous one. I look forward to your reply.

Sincerely,

Lionel
themillionaireteam@netexecutive.com
Changing People, Changing Your Future



Changing Lifes

Learn how to spell, you idiot.

[Stuart W]

Visiting www.netexecutive.com to research this company speaks volumes.

[Paul K]

Mmmm whats that smell? LOL

[Stuart]

Hmm, an interesting opportunity. I think I'll go for it, but first, where is that mallet so I can smack myself over the head..

[MadGamer]

Originally Posted by scastle

Hmm, an interesting opportunity. I think I'll go for it, but first, where is that mallet so I can smack myself over the head..

ok then **Starts laughing to himself**.

[Stuart]

Originally Posted by WNA

ok then **Starts laughing to himself**.

*Thinks that his sarcasm was missed...

[Scarlett]

I love the comment

Changing People, Changing Your Future

at the end presumably they mean changing dumb people into dumber people and as for the future bit I presume they refer to what will happen once people figure out that you responsible for 100,000 Spamms an hour...


Scarlett
Musing as to where he can lay his hands on a stock of tar and feathers in advance.