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Old 10-03-2006, 12:39   #1
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Angry Yobs tape up Duck's bill

In the Express today.

http://www.thisissalisbury.co.uk/dis...ducks_bill.php

Are these people mentally ill or something? Makes my blood boil
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Old 10-03-2006, 12:59   #2
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Re: Yobs tape up Duck's bill

I did wonder why Damien hasn't posted much lately...
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Old 10-03-2006, 13:08   #3
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Re: Yobs tape up Duck's bill

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Are these people mentally ill or something?
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Makes my blood boil
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Old 10-03-2006, 14:22   #4
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Re: Yobs tape up Duck's bill

Class!

Still, you have to wonder as they say -

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"We have received about 250 calls from the public and we are doing all we can, but ducks take off like a helicopter and go straight up, so they are the hardest creatures to catch and help. If we can't catch it, the only thing we can do is hope that the tape comes loose but these people seem to have used waterproof tape."
Those mentally ill yobs managed it though...
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Re: Yobs tape up Duck's bill

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Class!

Still, you have to wonder as they say -

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"We have received about 250 calls from the public and we are doing all we can, but ducks take off like a helicopter and go straight up, so they are the hardest creatures to catch and help. If we can't catch it, the only thing we can do is hope that the tape comes loose but these people seem to have used waterproof tape."
Those mentally ill yobs managed it though...
The ways and means of a twisted mind, still, I can't belive one duck is so hard to catch, not in this day and age
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Re: Yobs tape up Duck's bill

did they use duck tape?

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did they use duck tape?

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Re: Yobs tape up Duck's bill

Random Useless Information Snipett #39433

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_tape
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Re: Yobs tape up Duck's bill

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did they use duck tape?

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LOL - That quacks me up..
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Re: Yobs tape up Duck's bill

jury....

"we find the defendants guilty of trying to kill the duck by cruelty....mallard."



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Re: Yobs tape up Duck's bill

Hey,
Now your just ducking the issue....
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Re: Yobs tape up Duck's bill

Oh for ducks sake...

Still joking aside I hope they catch the people responsible. Taping up their mouths and noses for a few hours would be a good start.
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Oh for ducks sake...

Still joking aside I hope they catch the people responsible. Taping up their mouths and noses for a few hours would be a good start.
I wouldn't mind doing that. Hell, I'd probably take to it like a duck to water.

Mind you, it would probably water of a duck's back to them
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Oh for ducks sake...

Still joking aside I hope they catch the people responsible. Taping up their mouths and noses for a few hours would be a good start.
they have probably migrated already!!!

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they have probably migrated already!!!
Yeah, they probably flu...
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