Tributes for dead chicken
25-10-2005, 10:53
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Re: Tributes for dead chicken
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Merseyside Police told the community on Monday to "stop grieving, it's only a chicken".
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25-10-2005, 10:55
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Re: Tributes for dead chicken
A total eggsageration
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25-10-2005, 10:57
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Re: Tributes for dead chicken
I feel like chicken to night
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25-10-2005, 11:06
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Originally Posted by Pierre
A total eggsageration
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Which reminds me, where's (Mc)Nugget? Chickened out perhaps?
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25-10-2005, 11:07
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Re: Tributes for dead chicken
Just looks like someone got laid, really 
*ahem*
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25-10-2005, 11:16
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Originally Posted by Nugget
Just looks like someone got laid, really
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nah - just assault & battery after a hen night, unless any witnesses come forward, the case will be put on the back broiler.
friends of the chicken are planning a tribute albumen 
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25-10-2005, 11:21
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Originally Posted by homealone
friends of the chicken are planning a tribute albumen |
Surely you're yolking
Is one of them MiShell Heaton?
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25-10-2005, 11:22
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Originally Posted by homealone
nah - just assault & battery after a hen night, unless any witnesses come forward, the case will be put on the back broiler.
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Should this get the 'most number of puns in one sentence' award !!?? 
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25-10-2005, 11:28
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Originally Posted by homealone
friends of the chicken are planning a tribute albumen |
Surely you're yolking
Is one of them MiShell Heaton?
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there will be a review in Meringue
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25-10-2005, 11:33
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Originally Posted by homealone
there will be a review in Meringue |
And I bet it'll be cracking! Unless they've poached the reviewer anyway
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25-10-2005, 11:41
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I think he is called Benedict, I'll know when the funeral is over, easy to say, I know, but I wanted to look on the sunnyside.
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25-10-2005, 11:47
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Re: Tributes for dead chicken
Local police say the suspect escaped on an old motorbike... possibly a BSA Bantam. Money was also stolen although police say the criminal will have nothing to crow about as it was a poultry amount.
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25-10-2005, 11:49
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Originally Posted by homealone
I think he is called Benedict, I'll know when the funeral is over, easy to say, I know, but I wanted to look on the sunnyside.
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As ever, you've got your facts scrambled, you sloppy joe.
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Local police say the suspect escaped on an old motorbike... possibly a BSA Bantam. Money was also stolen although police say the criminal will have nothing to crow about as it was a poultry amount.
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That was just fowl...
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25-10-2005, 11:54
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Originally Posted by Nugget
As ever, you've got your facts scrambled, you sloppy joe.
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you're just a big brulÃÃâ€*’©e
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