20-10-2005, 12:47
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Re: Complete the Limerick
There was a young lady from leeds
Who had performed some sinful deeds
She went to a priest
But found he was deceased
So now who should she find for her needs
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20-10-2005, 12:56
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Re: Complete the Limerick
The was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of Seeds
Within half an hour
His D**k was a flower
and his a**e crambed tight wih weed
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There one was a copper from near Clappam Junction
Who's tool just would not fuction
For the rest of his life
He misled his wife
With intelligent use of his truntion
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20-10-2005, 13:03
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Re: Complete the Limerick
David. read up a bit, not enough lines in your Limerick, 1,2,5 should rhyme and 3 and 4 should.
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20-10-2005, 13:08
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Re: Complete the Limerick
There once was a man from Nantucket ...
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20-10-2005, 13:13
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Re: Complete the Limerick
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Originally Posted by Nugget
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20-10-2005, 13:20
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Re: Complete the Limerick
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Originally Posted by Nugget
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there once was a man from Nantucket
who kept all his shirts in a bucket
if he got tense
he'd sit on a fence
then put on a shirt & untuck it
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20-10-2005, 13:23
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Re: Complete the Limerick
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Originally Posted by homealone
there once was a man from Nantucket
who kept all his shirts in a bucket
if he got tense
he'd sit on a fence
then put on a shirt & untuck it

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See - dunno what David was talking about
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20-10-2005, 13:44
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Re: Complete the Limerick
there once was a man from Nantucket
if he got tense would say oh f...
I'll stop there i think
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There was a young man from bombay
Who took a slow boat to China one day
He was tied to the tillar
With a sex straved Gorilla
And Chinas a blooming long way
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20-10-2005, 17:43
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Re: Complete the Limerick
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"You've been talking to Mr Garibaldi, haven't you?"
- Sinclair and Delenn, Babylon 5.
Except...
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter called Nan,
Ran away with a man.
And as for the bucket, Nan took it!
(See, it's not rude, really!)
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20-10-2005, 17:55
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Re: Complete the Limerick
There was a young man from Harrow
Whos tools was a big as a marrow
He said to his tart
Take this for a start
I'll bring the rest on a barrow
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There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a t*t for Tat.
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24-11-2005, 21:27
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Re: Complete the Limerick
When young Lady Penelope swoons
Her bossoms pop out like balloons
Her stands nearby
With a gleem in his eye
And pops them back in with warm spoons
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25-11-2005, 10:32
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Re: Complete the Limerick
Beware the limerick bore
who from an exceedingly infinite store
can trundle out version
where the scantion gets worse
but the meanings the same as before.
Not my own work but quite fun.
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