Russ is sexist.

[makikomi]

[QUOTE=Russ D]After an odd experience at my gf's house tonight (and by 'odd' I mean 'sexist')it became apparent that I am sexist. Not to the point where I think women shouldn't hold responsible jobs etc but in general terms, such as assuming most women are crap at parking and other such examples.QUOTE]

Hmmm.. so you think women's parking places should be like this eh? (See pic at bottom of this post...)
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Originally Posted by markymoan

Russ i have read your post and decided to be a new man and not sexist
therefore from this day forward my wife will no longer do the washing up
my daughter can do it instead

LMAO!

[marky]

Originally Posted by Saxodriver

hmm posts on 777 there marky

NOT!

i feel a whole lot better

[Angua]

[QUOTE=makikomi]

Originally Posted by Russ D

After an odd experience at my gf's house tonight (and by 'odd' I mean 'sexist')it became apparent that I am sexist. Not to the point where I think women shouldn't hold responsible jobs etc but in general terms, such as assuming most women are crap at parking and other such examples.QUOTE]

Hmmm.. so you think women's parking places should be like this eh? (See pic at bottom of this post...)
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LMAO!

As I always reverse into parking spaces where hubby will usually drive nose first (as he can't be bothered to reverse in). I for one resent that.[img]Download Failed (1)[/img]

[marky]

[QUOTE=Angua]

Originally Posted by makikomi

As I always reverse into parking spaces where hubby will usually drive nose first (as he can't be bothered to reverse in). I for one resent that.[img]Download Failed (1)[/img]

a bit like this

[Angua]

[QUOTE=markymoan]

Originally Posted by Angua

a bit like this

I don't think I would give anyone in that car park a medal for good parking!

[AndrewJ]

[QUOTE=markymoan]

Originally Posted by Angua

a bit like this

PWNED

[Angua]

[QUOTE=Saxodriver]

Originally Posted by markymoan

PWNED

Please explain! Thanks

[AndrewJ]

From your comment on the parking comment of Russ's, then the image Marky posts was a lovely comeback, hence PWNED being posted.

[Angua]

no, what does PWNED mean!

[makikomi]

I believe it's a gamer's slang term - a shortened version of Power-Owned.

In other words, you've had your behind well and truly kicked.

Or something to that effect.

[Faulty]

Originally Posted by Xaccers

What's the big deal about women parking?
It's a known biological fact that they don't have the right equipment in their head for it (ie the bit of brain that developed in men that judges distance and objects and helps with navigation) just as men don't have the right equipement in their head for language, sympathy, empathy (women have a specific part of their brain for language, men have to just make do).
Celebrate the differences, don't knock each other for them.
Guys, don't mock your gf if she isn't able to navigate or park.
Girls don't hit your bf if when you come to him with a problem he tries to solve it rather than just giving you a sympathetic ear, or even doesn't notice something is wrong because you've not turned on the big neon sign which says "Something is wrong, turn to page 25 of my manual to find out what i need you to do stupid!"

Now who is being sexist?!

[AndrewJ]

Originally Posted by makikomi

I believe it's a gamer's slang term - a shortened version of Power-Owned.

In other words, you've had your behind well and truly kicked.

Or something to that effect.

LOL you been pwned a few times then.

Man I spend toooooooo much time on Halo

[Gareth]

Originally Posted by makikomi

I believe it's a gamer's slang term - a shortened version of Power-Owned.

In other words, you've had your behind well and truly kicked.

Or something to that effect.

Kinda... you're right that it's gamer slang. It's called leet speek, and you can find a description at Wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet or here - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn

Getting back on topic, I read this joke on another forum but it made me think of Russ...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a South African girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.


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Here's another joke that the feminists won't like (talking of which, if feminists hate men so much, why do they look like one? )...

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend
when he's pulled over by the Police. The police officer
approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?"

Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?"

"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It
was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me
suspicious"

[AndrewJ]

Class post Gareth

[carlingman]

Clarie or even Clare,

I wouldn't say Russ is sexist but more clareist.

Seems to have a big obsession with Claires as he is a big admirer of Claire Richards from Steps and also a big admirer of Claire Scott from his wave days