Drinks adverts told 'no sexy men'

[Nugget]

Originally Posted by Incognitas

It was the first thought I had....but then who would watch an ad with atractive young ladies in it...

Now if they had a fat ugly woman drinking the drink and pulling a fit handsome young man then maybe I'd buy that product.

I've got to be honest - as soon as I saw it was advertising Lambrini, I wouldn't give a monkeys who they had in there

Well I'd only want to watch a Goyaesque beauty meself....... (is there a suck up smiley?! )

[Nugget]

Originally Posted by andyl

Well I'd only want to watch a Goyaesque beauty meself....... (is there a suck up smiley?! )

I think it's just next to this one ->

Originally Posted by Nugget

I've got to be honest - as soon as I saw it was advertising Lambrini, I wouldn't give a monkeys who they had in there

For the advertising to reflect the reality surely it should feature a brood of 14 year old girls wretching down the local park?

Frankly I'd hate to be making a living in television ads these days...There are so many ways to offend overtly and even when not trying to offend..

The road to hell....ecetera,ecetera,ecetera.

Originally Posted by Nugget

I think it's just next to this one ->

Well, you were the Goyaesque beauty to whom I was referring so I think you've found the right one there

[Nugget]

Originally Posted by andyl

Well, you were the Goyaesque beauty to whom I was referring so I think you've found the right one there

Hmmm, never been referred to as 'Goyaesque' before. Normally there's a reference to Picasso or Dali, but never Goya

Having said that, after drinking Lambrini, I'd probably look like my face was upside-down whilst trying to suck my cheeks back up my throat, so it's all good

Originally Posted by andyl

Well, you were the Goyaesque beauty to whom I was referring so I think you've found the right one there

Nice catch...
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Originally Posted by Nugget

Hmmm, never been referred to as 'Goyaesque' before. Normally there's a reference to Picasso or Dali, but never Goya

Having said that, after drinking Lambrini, I'd probably look like my face was upside-down whilst trying to suck my cheeks back up my throat, so it's all good

Originally Posted by Nugget

Hmmm, never been referred to as 'Goyaesque' before. Normally there's a reference to Picasso or Dali, but never Goya

Well I hadn't really finished the description. Goyaesque in torso, Dali in face, Picasso in mind.

Having said that, after drinking Lambrini, I'd probably look like my face was upside-down whilst trying to suck my cheeks back up my throat, so it's all good

The Russ look?

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Originally Posted by andyl

Well I hadn't really finished the description. Goyaesque in torso, Dali in face, Picasso in mind.

Believe me, that's probably the best combination I could hope for

Originally Posted by andyl

The Russ look?

Not even I'm stupid enough to comment on that one
















But I was thinking the same thing

In order to satisfy the requirements of the Disability Discrimination Act I have edited your last post to assist the visually impaired (as opposed to the follicaly impaired)

Originally Posted by Nugget

But I was thinking the same thing

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Originally Posted by andyl

In order to satisfy the requirements of the Disability Discrimination Act I have edited your last post to assist the visually impaired (as opposed to the follicaly impaired)

Hey, I'll be alright - Russ knows I'm both visually and follically impaired

Couple that with the fact that I'm an idiot, and I'm sure I'll get away with it.

Originally Posted by Nugget

Hey, I'll be alright - Russ knows I'm both visually and follically impaired

Couple that with the fact that I'm an idiot, and I'm sure I'll get away with it.

Fair point. Gulp, with my good looks, luxuriously full head of hair, piercing insight and superior intellect, I could be in trouble though.

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Originally Posted by andyl

Fair point. Gulp, with my good looks, luxuriously full head of hair, piercing insight and superior intellect, I could be in trouble though.

Only from the Woefully Misinformed About Your Appearance Police

Anyway, didn't I hear that you were actually forbidden by law to leave the house without a bag on your head?



Hey, that's it! Your full name! It's obviously Andy Lookslikejohnmerrick

ahh you both get this.


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