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Old 03-05-2005, 08:07   #1
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School mistakes huge burrito for weapon

A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

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Old 03-05-2005, 08:23   #2
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Better to be safe than saucy

omg did I just say that
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon

OMG what an overreaction I bet they felt daft!!!! I bet that kid wont be eating buritios anymore!!!!
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon

Imagine the scene. A police officer shouts "YOU HAVE SNIPERS TRAINED ON YOU. PLEASE PUT DOWN THE SNACK FOOD AND PUT YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD".
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon

I've tasted buritos that could kill.

They were wise to use caution
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It could have been a biological warfare device with all those spices and sauces...!
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon

Must have been a Weapon of Arse Destruction.
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30inch...!!
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon

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Imagine the scene. A police officer shouts "YOU HAVE SNIPERS TRAINED ON YOU. PLEASE PUT DOWN THE SNACK FOOD AND PUT YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD".
I could've understood that, if it was a pot-noodle...they are just pure, unadulterated evil...
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Must have been a Weapon of Arse Destruction.
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon

I wonder if they had been tipped off by Jamie Oliver??
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon

Only in America? Seems not. Make sure you don't go carrying a wrapped up chair leg with you in public. If you do then don't do a "WTF?" and turn round to face anyone who challenges you. In this case the outcome was tragic.....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/3762922.stm
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Re: School mistakes huge burrito for weapon

Did you know that the town referred to, Clovis, New Mexico, is where some of the oldest tools in North America, the well-known Clovis arrow and spear points, were originally found? I dunno if anybody ever got into trouble in those days bringing them into school.
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