[Merged] Revenge of the Sith

[STONEISLAND]

Originally Posted by etccarmageddon

no, Darth Vader kills Luke's dad.




no no no!!! dont be daft! Anikin doesnt look anything that bloke in the black robes with the asthma.

I saw in return of the Jedi Luke killing Vader[img]Download Failed (1)[/img] and before he dies luke says sorry dad (or somthing along those lines) So how can Vader kill Lukes Dad if Vader is his Dad?

[etccarmageddon]

Originally Posted by skunk4u

I saw in return of the Jedi Luke killing Vader and before he dies luke says sorry dad (or somthing along those lines) So how can Vader kill Lukes Dad if Vader is his Dad?

cheers mate for the spoilers! I aint seen those films yet cos when they came out I decided I'd wait for Lucas to bring out the 3 prequels so I could watch all 6 in the correct order.

but now you've ruining it for me.

[Mr_love_monkey]

Originally Posted by etccarmageddon

cheers mate for the spoilers! I aint seen those films yet cos when they came out I decided I'd wait for Lucas to bring out the 3 prequels so I could watch all 6 in the correct order.

but now you've ruining it for me.

He's lying..... Darth Vader is really....... chewbacca!!!.. in the last few minutes of the film, he rips off his mask, and surprises everyone... of course that does leave some strange plot holes, but they are very quickly cleared up with a little explanation - after which everyone goes home, and has a nice cup of tea

[STONEISLAND]

Originally Posted by etccarmageddon

cheers mate for the spoilers! I aint seen those films yet cos when they came out I decided I'd wait for Lucas to bring out the 3 prequels so I could watch all 6 in the correct order.

but now you've ruining it for me.

Oh no I'm so sorryn I thought everyone has seen Star Wars.

Feel bad now

[Nugget]

Originally Posted by Mr_love_monkey

He's lying..... Darth Vader is really....... chewbacca!!!.. in the last few minutes of the film, he rips off his mask, and surprises everyone... of course that does leave some strange plot holes, but they are very quickly cleared up with a little explanation - after which everyone goes home, and has a nice cup of tea

And a scone, for which they all use the forks

[Mr_love_monkey]

Originally Posted by Nugget

And a scone, for which they all use the forks

..and then they try to guess what everyone has got for Christmas, but Darth always wins... because he's felt their presence....






OK, I'm going....

[TheBlueRaja]

Originally Posted by ZrByte

I was on the verge of drooling on myself when I first saw that clip in the cinema
"Darth Vader! yes my master? Arise!"

Is it just me or is the sound of the Emperor when he says "Arise" spot on.

[Ramrod]

Sexual Star Wars Trilogy Lines

A NEW HOPE:
'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.' 'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!' 'Look at the size of that thing!' 'Sorry about the mess...' 'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.' 'Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?' 'You've got something jammed in here real good.' 'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.' 'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?' 'Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!' 'She's fast enough for you, old man.'

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK:
'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?' 'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.' 'Hurry up, golden-rod..' 'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.' 'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.' 'Possible, he came through the south entrance.' 'But now we must eat, Come...good food, come...' 'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?' 'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.' 'Control, control, you must learn control!'

RETURN OF THE JEDI:
'There is good in him, I've felt it.' 'Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me, now I owe you one.' 'You're a jittery little thing aren't you?' 'In time you will call me master.' 'A little higher, just a little higher.' 'I never knew I had it in me.' 'Grab it, almost..you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy...' 'Hey, point that thing someplace else!' 'What could possibly have come over Master Luke?' 'Back door, huh? Good idea!'




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(Setting: A furious lightsaber duel is underway. Darth Vader is backing Luke Skywalker towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke's hand. It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down....) Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! Darth Vader: No, Luke... I am your father! Luke: No! It's not true! It's impossible. Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true. Luke: NO! Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours? Luke: Threepio? Darth Vader : Yes, C-3PO.

I built him -- when I was only seven years old. Luke: No! Darth Vade : Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself: No lightsaber, no hand, no job and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp.Luke: I destroyed the Death Star! Darth VaderWhen you were 20! When I was ten, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship! Luke: Well, it's not my fault... Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... †œPoor me! My father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!ââ‚Ã⠀šÃ‚¬Ãƒâ€šÃ‚ÂÂ�Luke: Shut up. Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights! Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon! Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor...! Listen, ten years old and winner of the Boonta Eve Open, the only human to ever fly a Pod Racer -- right here, baby! (Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.) Darth Vader : I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine.(Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him.) Darth Vader : Get a haircut!'

[STONEISLAND]

Very good

[Ramrod]

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE:

1. In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun".

2. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp --- The Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

3. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable --- After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

4. One word: Lightsabers.

5. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

6. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

7. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

8. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

9. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named "Slave I".

10. Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power --- Han Solo floors it.

[Stephen]

Originally Posted by Ramrod

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR WARS CHARACTERS WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE:

2. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp --- The Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

10. Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power --- Han Solo floors it.

I agree with most of the 10 but to be fair the Enterprise is a whole lot bigger than the Falcon enterprise has around 200 crew members Falcon has 2 most of the time.

[aliferste]

Originally Posted by DarthYoda

I agree with most of the 10 but to be fair the Enterprise is a whole lot bigger than the Falcon enterprise has around 200 crew members Falcon has 2 most of the time.

Geek Alert

[STONEISLAND]

Originally Posted by DarthYoda

I agree with most of the 10 but to be fair the Enterprise is a whole lot bigger than the Falcon enterprise has around 200 crew members Falcon has 2 most of the time.

Dude I think its a joke

[Ramrod]

Originally Posted by aliferste

Geek Alert

Originally Posted by skunk4u

Dude I think its a joke

pmsl

[laptopsrd]

Not posted in AGES but thought after watching a VERY early morning showing of SWIII id say if you are worried about going to see this... DONT BE! well worth the pain of I and II. I'd only ask..."George, why couldnt the first two have been as good!?"

Steved