Moans and Pet Hates

[thenry]

Originally Posted by papa smurf

dodgy passport that means a visit by a man with rubber gloves and a pot of petroleum jelly to confirm your identity, you should practice bending over

Originally Posted by SnoopZ

Get a passport holder for new one, any damage if viewed at an airport means.... No fly.

How come you have missing pages, what are you trying to hide.

I'll look into a holder when I've received the new passport thanks.

I manhandled it, pulled it by a page while it was under things. Me being careless.

[GrimUpNorth]

Originally Posted by papa smurf

dodgy passport that means a visit by a man with rubber gloves and a pot of petroleum jelly to confirm your identity, you should practice bending over

No more petroleum jelly these days because of budget cuts. Need to try and keep the cost of new passports down somehow .

[thenry]

Do they have to use lube? El natural surely.

[papa smurf]

Originally Posted by thenry

Do they have to use lube? El natural surely.

you won't be joking when someone starts knocking on your back door

[thenry]

Originally Posted by papa smurf

you won't be joking when someone starts knocking on your back door

I don't do small talk