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5 - oh, I have so been there! Picture: I'm roaming all over my estate, putting up 'Have You Seen This Cat' pics (offering a reward), and to top it off, it started to rain. Of course it did.
But I loved my Tigger, so I sucked it up like a Marine/cat owner (not much difference, I've always thought!), and carried on trudging.
Nothing. For hours.
I wearily plod home, wondering what to do...and there's Tigger, as if nothing was ever wrong, looking up at me as if to say 'Where've you been?' She'd come in with a downstairs neighbour.
She wasn't even wet!
6...oh, my Mum. This was on the last night of her life. The fam (Dad, my half-sisters and I) had been there for several hours; she'd had a stroke, was out of it for a while, seemed to recover, then she had a relapse and was sleeping. We decided that 2 of us should go home and sleep, and take over from the other 2 in a few hours.
Then I noticed Mum looking sallow...
She was gone.
At the funeral one sister managed to smile. "Just like her, to have a joke with us," she said, "there we were planning to leave, and it's as if she thought 'oh no you don't' and passed away on us!"
We did laugh.
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1 brings up a mickey-take I wrote for FanFic.net (before I belatedly realised it's against forum rules to depict actual living people, oops!):
"How does that happen?"
"It happens, my dear, because that's what the director wants to happen!"
"Wait, that's not -"
(They both burst out laughing. One for the blooper reel I hope and bet they made!)
6 - I can just hear Mace saying it deadpan!
7's one for Joglynne!
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"People tend to confuse the words 'new' and 'improved'."
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