23-08-2013, 11:54
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Why?
Why is it life is so hard sometimes? It seems every-time I try and take a step up the ladder, someone is always pulling me down.
Someone please post something funny to cheer me up 
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23-08-2013, 12:37
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Re: Why?
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Originally Posted by Barewolf
Someone please post something funny to cheer me up |
I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, "I can't believe how drunk you are again"
I said, "I'm not drunk"
She said, "Yes you are"
I said, "No I'm bloody not"
She said, "Can you tell the time"
I walked up to the clock and I said, "I'm not bloody drunk!"
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23-08-2013, 12:49
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Re: Why?
omg, thats so bad i had to smile
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23-08-2013, 13:00
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Re: Why?
A N G B
that's bang out of order!
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23-08-2013, 13:46
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Re: Why?
whats bang out of order? what did i miss?
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23-08-2013, 13:49
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Re: Why?
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Originally Posted by Barewolf
whats bang out of order? what did i miss?
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23-08-2013, 13:51
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Re: Why?
My son made up this joke when he was about 4. Never could work out why we all laughed but it still makes me grin.
Q, "Why does the Doctor stand on his head?"
A, "To count his nuts of course!"
Oh to be four years old again. Life was a lot simpler.
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23-08-2013, 14:07
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Re: Why?
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Originally Posted by Barewolf
what did i miss?
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The Miley Cyrus DVD
The box of tissues
and the jar of Vaseline.
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23-08-2013, 14:20
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Re: Why?
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Originally Posted by Gary L
The Miley Cyrus DVD
The box of tissues
and the jar of Vaseline.
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I dont think she is pretty , I'm still in love with Liz of this morning fitness
---------- Post added at 15:20 ---------- Previous post was at 15:11 ----------
that was a joke by the way..........i like gwen stefani, cascada, rhianna.......cheryl cole.
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23-08-2013, 14:40
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Re: Why?
I always of dream of Gemer Merna from Holloaks, as I lay there in bed, she looks down at me with those lovely blue eyes and says here you are love a nice cup tea... than I wake up startled and find the ruddy cat sitting on my face.
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23-08-2013, 15:17
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Re: Why?
now shes nice , but also a bit false
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23-08-2013, 15:30
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Re: Why?
Well if you can go from asking about a crisis loan to buying a house in cash in such a short amount of time, I'd love to know why you're feeling down or why you think life is so hard.
That said I don't wish ill on anyone. So keep your chin up.
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23-08-2013, 15:37
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Re: Why?
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Originally Posted by peanut
Well if you can go from asking about a crisis loan to buying a house in cash in such a short amount of time, I'd love to know why you're feeling down or why you think life is so hard.
That said I don't wish ill on anyone. So keep your chin up. |
You think money brings happiness? If and when I asked about a crisis loan was about 5 years ago. Why do you feel it necessary to try and undermine my posts all the time? Can someone not feel a bit ****ed off for other reasons?
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23-08-2013, 15:41
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Re: Why?
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Originally Posted by Barewolf
You think money brings happiness? If and when I asked about a crisis loan was about 5 years ago. Why do you feel it necessary to try and undermine my posts all the time? Can someone not feel a bit ****ed off for other reasons?
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I ask because sometime people forget how well off they are and not just in the money sense.
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23-08-2013, 15:42
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Re: Why?
I won't link to it for reasons that will become clear but if you're on twitter do a search for "explain the image". Tickles me no end
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