Cameron in dreamland again

Arthurgray50@blu · 10-10-2011, 19:46

It has been stated on CEEFAX, that our glorious prime minister has stated that they plan on tightening up Immigration laws, by asking US to report illegal immigrants.

How does he plan to make this work, how do you spot an illegal immigrant.

What he has to do is close all border controls, and make it more difficult for people to get into this country, It has already been stated by the government, that they do not know how many immigrants have got into the country.

Illegal immigrants are draining this countries resources, and he wants US, to report them, now l know he has lost the plot.

**Damien** · 10-10-2011, 19:47

Ceefax still exists?

peanut · 10-10-2011, 19:49

Story here...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15235649

10-10-2011, 19:56

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Originally Posted by Damien

Ceefax still exists?

if it does i think that is a bigger story

@ Arthur ,you don't spot an illegal immigrant a person may have suspicions based on what they have been told or seen which will then be reported ,which could make some legal immigrants lives a misery .I do agree with you that our immigration policies need a serious rework from the top down ,it's no good relying on joe public to report illegals the government need a coherant and long lasting policy

Gary L · 10-10-2011, 20:33

Are we still doing 'report a terrorist'?

I just thought you might get bonus points if they're an immigrant as well as a terrorist.

triple points for an immigrant, terrorist and benefit cheat?

**Chris** · 10-10-2011, 20:52

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Originally Posted by Arthurgray50@blu

It has been stated on CEEFAX, that our glorious prime minister has stated that they plan on tightening up Immigration laws, by asking US to report illegal immigrants.

How does he plan to make this work, how do you spot an illegal immigrant.

They have brown skin, speak a funny language and work a lot harder than any chav doing the same job.

Next question?

/gets coat

devilincarnate · 10-10-2011, 20:58

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Originally Posted by Chris

They have brown skin, speak a funny language and work a lot harder than any chav doing the same job.

Next question?

/gets coat

I thought the first 2 things that you have mentioned were about chav's

Lew · 10-10-2011, 21:01

He said brown, not orange.

Pierre · 10-10-2011, 21:04

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Originally Posted by Damien

Ceefax still exists?

Any news on Oracle??????

**Chris** · 10-10-2011, 21:07

Oracle lost its franchise way back in 1992 - a bit like Neil Kinnock.

**Damien** · 10-10-2011, 21:09

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Originally Posted by Chris

They have brown skin, speak a funny language and work a lot harder than any chav doing the same job.

If they have a cat then you can be certain.

**Chris** · 10-10-2011, 21:11

They're not illegal if they have a cat. Cats are a universal visa. The human rights act said so.

v0id · 10-10-2011, 21:41

They may be terrorists if they keep their curtains closed http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10929203

**Damien** · 11-10-2011, 09:33

I think we need to think seriously at introducing a National Cat Owners Register to help the security services and the police keep tabs on these people, we need to know where they are and what their cats have been up too. Won't someone please think of the Children?

alferret · 11-10-2011, 15:59

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Originally Posted by Arthurgray50@blu

Bit of a snip!!!

Illegal immigrants are draining this countries resources, and he wants US, to report them, now l know he has lost the plot.

Arfur, as it was your glorious Labour party that opened the floodgates in the first place & didn't want to do anything about once it got out of hand, surely you should be pleased that something IS being done.