End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
20-05-2011, 20:21
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
It's still Friday in america and don't forget, Jesus works on US-time 
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20-05-2011, 20:22
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
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It's still Friday in america and don't forget, Jesus works on US-time |
Fair point Russ. 
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20-05-2011, 20:34
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
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Not sure if this goes here or in the looting thread:
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Here, because I posted it earlier
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20-05-2011, 22:18
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
Bill Tinker has decided that since his pets can't go where he's going, he intends to have them put to sleep.
"I don't want them to be suffering if the earthquake doesn't kill them," he said Thursday, outside his chaotically cluttered home on 1st Avenue.
The Bible-quoting proselytizer owns two parrots, three cats and a small dog.
If he believes what he believes is true then he's only looking after the animals interests. 
http://www.sonomanews.com/News-2011/...-to-kill-pets/
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20-05-2011, 22:33
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
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It's still Friday in america and don't forget, Jesus works on US-time |
Surely Jesus works on Pales-Time? 
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20-05-2011, 22:49
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
The "jokes" thread is that way ---->
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20-05-2011, 22:54
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
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Originally Posted by carlwaring
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Originally Posted by Neptune
Bill Tinker has decided that since his pets can't go where he's going, he intends to have them put to sleep.
"I don't want them to be suffering if the earthquake doesn't kill them," he said Thursday, outside his chaotically cluttered home on 1st Avenue.
The Bible-quoting proselytizer owns two parrots, three cats and a small dog.
If he believes what he believes is true then he's only looking after the animals interests.
http://www.sonomanews.com/News-2011/...-to-kill-pets/ |
From the BBC link, his problem is solved
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Originally Posted by BBC News
An atheist and entrepreneur from North Hampshire, Bart Centre, is enjoying a boost in business for Eternal Earth-bound Pets, which he set up to look after the pets of those who believe they will be raptured.
He has more than 250 clients who are paying up to $135 (£83) to have their pets picked up and cared for after the rapture.
They would be disappointed twice, he told the Wall Street Journal. "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."
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21-05-2011, 08:36
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
well it seems to be getting off to a slow start - unless i'm the only one left alive 
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21-05-2011, 08:51
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
The big fusion reactor in the sky is burning brightly, the earth is stable, people aren't randomly disappearing.
Physics 1 - 0 Rapture.
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21-05-2011, 08:53
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
Guess I'll be planting runner beans then..Anyone heard any excuses yet?
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21-05-2011, 08:55
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
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The big fusion reactor in the sky is burning brightly, the earth is stable, people aren't randomly disappearing.
Physics 1 - 0 Rapture.
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Physics ftw
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21-05-2011, 08:55
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
Guess i do have time to cook that big fry up for breakfast 
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21-05-2011, 08:59
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
Bring it on!!!
Been waiting for this for a long time
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21-05-2011, 09:10
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
Don't mock. the sky looked a bit weird earlier.
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21-05-2011, 09:26
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Re: End of the world, Saturday, 21st May
Well clearly we're all still here
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